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  • Excellent in all aspects

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  • Better during penetration

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  • I ride it like a bull

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    Default Rate your lovemaking skills

    Go ahead ladies and gentlemen. Time to see where we all think we stand when it comes to pleasing our partners. Whether its orally or by penetration (for the men) and motion during penetration for the women.

    This could be one of the most provacative threads ever.
    Last edited by Eddymon; 07.10.05 at 11:49 PM.
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    Go to sleep, Eddymon...Or stop hanging out at the O'Farrell Theater, you new Bay Area horny bastard!!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SactoFan
    Go to sleep, Eddymon...Or stop hanging out at the O'Farrell Theater, you new Bay Area horny bastard!!
    Yes it is kinda lonely out here with my wife and family still back east. Got tomorrow off.
    Yeah, I'm HORNY, whats the Farrell Theater?
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    As if you don't know...LOL
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    I'm not sure I'm the person you should be asking bout this!!
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    I like how everybody thus far has said their excellent in all aspects.

    Or maybe Eddymon just voted for himself 3 times
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by janthraxx
    I like how everybody thus far has said their excellent in all aspects.

    Or maybe Eddymon just voted for himself 3 times

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    Good lord, you want me to rate my own lovemaking skills? You want me to measure my own penis too? I think a mans lovemaking skills have a lot to do with reading what the woman wants at the time and then following through. Sometimes it's good for some good, slow, sex and then other times good ol' American full on fucking is appropriate.
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo
    I'm not sure I'm the person you should be asking bout this!!

    Exactly...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    You didn't have the right anwer up there for me. A God!
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    I'm remarkable!! I get off every time (wink).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junior
    I'm remarkable!! I get off every time (wink).
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

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    WTF Eddymon....getting a little personal? Do you actually think people are going to be 100% honest?
    Just go for it!

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    VIRGIN 4 LIFE!!!

    Hopefully not really though....
    Respects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    WTF Eddymon....getting a little personal? Do you actually think people are going to be 100% honest?
    I was 100% honest.
    But I do admit my penis is only "average".
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

 

 

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