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    Default Top 10 times in history when using the word "Fuck" was appropriate

    10) "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

    9) "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -
    Custer

    8) "Any fucking idiot could understand that." -
    Einstein

    7) "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso

    6) "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

    5) "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" -
    Michelangelo

    4) "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain." - Joan
    of Arc

    3) "Scattered fucking showers...my ass!" - Noah

    2) "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in
    my head!" - JFK

    1) "Aw, c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?" -
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    Haha. The JFK one: so sad and yet oh so funny.
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

    "You know what's weird to me is Christians who are against the death penalty. After all, if it weren't for the death penalty, we wouldn't celebrate Easter!"

    -the late, great, Bill Hicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    10) "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

    9) "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -
    Custer

    8) "Any fucking idiot could understand that." -
    Einstein

    7) "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso

    6) "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

    5) "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" -
    Michelangelo

    4) "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain." - Joan
    of Arc

    3) "Scattered fucking showers...my ass!" - Noah

    2) "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in
    my head!" - JFK

    1) "Aw, c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?" -
    George Bush
    those were great! thanks for makin my night a little bit better
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    LOL....very cool!!!!

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    Who the f*ck is Eddie Van Halen?
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    "What the FUCK happend?" NY Yankees fans last October (sorry couldn't resist)
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    "When the fuck did Roth quit the fucking band?" EVH when he finally sobers up

    "I hired WHO to fucking sing on VH3?" EVH, once again when he sobers up

    "Where the fuck is my wife?" Yep, you guessed it. EVH when he finally sobers up

    "What the fuck is a Cabo Wabo?" ditto

    "Who came up with those motherfucking, shitty fucking ass, fucking peice of crap lyrics on UP FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST?" Thats right you know who.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon
    "When the fuck did Roth quit the fucking band?" EVH when he finally sobers up

    "I hired WHO to fucking sing on VH3?" EVH, once again when he sobers up

    "Where the fuck is my wife?" Yep, you guessed it. EVH when he finally sobers up

    "What the fuck is a Cabo Wabo?" ditto

    "Who came up with those motherfucking, shitty fucking ass, fucking peice of crap lyrics on UP FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST?" Thats right you know who.
    a little harsh arent we? but the guy deserves it a little I guess. I personally think that the lyrics to up for breakfast are kinda cool
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    "Fuck the LONG ROAD TO CABO, Its been a MUCH LONGER ROAD TO CALI." ~Eddymon
    "I am the party" ~David Lee Roth

    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P.
    Uhura: Mr. Spock, what happened?
    Spock: The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted with the arm of the chair.

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    "Look, I'll pay ya for it, what the fuck."
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    "Fuck tomarrow!"
    "I am the party" ~David Lee Roth

    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P.
    Uhura: Mr. Spock, what happened?
    Spock: The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted with the arm of the chair.

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    Here are the many uses of the F word.

    http://www.big-boys.com/articles/fword.html
    Artists I Have Seen: 1D, 38 Special, Aerosmith, Alabama, Bad Company, Bad English, Billy Squire, Bob Seger, Bon Jovi, Boston, BTO, Cheap Trick, Chicago, Chickenfoot, Cinderella, Daughtry, Dave Matthews Band, Default, Def Leppard, Dio, Dokken, Drowning Pool, Eagles, Earth Wind & Fire, Eddie Money, Eric Clapton, Farenheit, Fleetwood Mac, Foreigner, Garth Brooks, George Strait, Glass Tiger, Heart, Huey Lewis and the News, Jackson Browne, Jimmy Buffett, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Joe Bonamassa, John Mellencamp, Journey, Keel, Kingdom Come, Kings X, KISS, Kool and the Gang, Krokus, Lionel Richie, Little River Band, Lou Gramm, Loverboy, Los Lonely Boys, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metallica, Michael Bolton, Nickelback, Night Ranger, Paul Stanley, Peter Frampton, Pink Floyd, Poison, Red Rider, REO Speedwagon, Santana, Sammy Hagar, Shinedown, Steely Dan, Steve Miller Band, Styx, Ted Nugent, Tesla, The 1975, The Black Crowes, The Roots, The Wallflowers, U2, Van Halen, Whitesnake, Zac Brown Band, ZZ Top

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    "ill fuck your girlfriend"

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    "Beacuse fuck 'em that's why!" ~Dave Chappelle
    "I am the party" ~David Lee Roth

    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P.
    Uhura: Mr. Spock, what happened?
    Spock: The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted with the arm of the chair.

 

 

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