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    My friend wants to know if it's a terribly bad idea to smoke a little pot 13 days before surgery.
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    I'm not advocating the smoking of cannibis or anything, but I seriously doubt if it would hurt anything. I would advise against it, just because the stuff makes you stupid and sleepy.
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    Depends...is he chronic? Laying off or hitting one will not change things.

    Is he having something like a lung or brain transplant? Then you gotta worry.

    What is he, a bone-head?

    Survive the operation, then live to burn another day.

    And once he survives, kick him in the balls, just for me.

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    If they detect it in his system, it's always possible they would delay the surgery until it's out of the system. I'm not a doctor or anything so it's just a guess on my part....

    And if they did detect it in his system, would there be a possibility of John Q Law being contacted as a result?? Something to ponder....

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    No, it's just that I....er....he got a thing from his doctor's office saying to stop taking herbal medicines 2 weeks before the surgery. Herbal/herb--potato/potah-toe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrussou812
    If they detect it in his system, it's always possible they would delay the surgery until it's out of the system. I'm not a doctor or anything so it's just a guess on my part....

    And if they did detect it in his system, would there be a possibility of John Q Law being contacted as a result?? Something to ponder....
    Patient confidentiality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by janthraxx
    Patient confidentiality.
    Slaps forehead .....yeah the HIPAA laws would protect on something like that, DUH...LOL. Wow now i'm embarrased because my wife works for the county health dept, LOL.

    Oh well, always thinking the worst before thinking I guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by rrussou812
    Slaps forehead .....yeah the HIPAA laws would protect on something like that, DUH...LOL. Wow now i'm embarrased because my wife works for the county health dept, LOL.
    I dunno, but therapists and doctors I know are privy to some pretty heinous shit that their patients do, but anything less than murder or a serious risk of suicide, they probably will not report it, at least from my experience...
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

    "You know what's weird to me is Christians who are against the death penalty. After all, if it weren't for the death penalty, we wouldn't celebrate Easter!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig
    And once he survives, kick him in the balls, just for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig
    Depends...is he chronic? Laying off or hitting one will not change things.

    Is he having something like a lung or brain transplant? Then you gotta worry.

    What is he, a bone-head?

    Survive the operation, then live to burn another day.

    And once he survives, kick him in the balls, just for me.

    ...craig
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    I needed that bud!
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