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    Default The madness that is "Advertising"

    Okay folks....I've come to the end of my rope when it concerns todays television commercials.

    It's bad enough that I now think of Cadillacs when I hear Led fuckin Zeppelin, or Lincolns when I hear Aerosmith....but now I hear Robert Palmer posthumously hawking Applebee's for fuck's sake!

    Advertisers of the world.....you are sick demented fucks, and this is even when you're NOT perverting rock and roll to sell your shit.

    - That "Baby Bob" who is selling Quizno's sandwiches. Major creepy shit.
    - Those deformed animals selling the aformentioned Quizno's. That campaign lasted about a lunchtime.
    - The chilling old dude with the big glasses who now tries to get us all to Six Flags.


    Who or WHAT the fuck is this guy?????

    Anyone got any other beefs with the satanic beast that is modern anvertising????
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    That dude was a member of the KKK. No, really.

    http://sixflagskkk.ytmnd.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum

    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! It's Uncle Junior Soprano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum

    It's bad enough that I now think of Cadillacs when I hear Led fuckin Zeppelin, or Lincolns when I hear Aerosmith....
    actually Aerosmith is on the Buick commercials.

    that ad agency is doing a shitty job. i can't believe they best thing they come up with is using one song for each GM division. now they're using Should I Stay Or Should I Go for Pontiac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum


    Who or WHAT the fuck is this guy?????

    Anyone got any other beefs with the satanic beast that is modern anvertising????
    "Dear Lord Jesus, please help me. That Six Flags tune is running amok inside my head. Please Lord, make it stop ... make it stop!!!!!!"
    "The teachers all gave up on me, no matter what they say I disagree." Fools, WACF

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    Commercials suck. Can't stand them. I hardly ever stay on a channel once commercials come on. Thank God for DVDs and Encore!
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    It's crap like this that makes me ashamed to work in the advertising industry. I guess it's just like the state of popular music today - no one is willing to use actual CREATIVITY when it comes to either...
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    TiVo my friends i haven't watched a commercial since the super bowl...nor will i...i just fuck with the space/time continuum with my TiVo...pausing reality...oooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icecream-man
    TiVo my friends i haven't watched a commercial since the super bowl...nor will i...i just fuck with the space/time continuum with my TiVo...pausing reality...oooooo
    I GOTTA get me one of those...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    Yep. It's on my to-buy list, but I have other priorities right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    It's crap like this that makes me ashamed to work in the advertising industry. I guess it's just like the state of popular music today - no one is willing to use actual CREATIVITY when it comes to either...
    Coca-Cola commercials have been horrible for years. There is absolutely no creativity involved in them. It almost makes me embarrassed to be a Coke drinker when I see their asinine commercials.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    Coca-Cola commercials have been horrible for years. There is absolutely no creativity involved in them. It almost makes me embarrassed to be a Coke drinker when I see their asinine commercials.
    I've stopped using a LOT of products STRICTLY BECAUSE of the HORRIBLE advertising. Wonder how their respective marketing departments would feel about that? And those IDIOTS still have JOBS...

    I tell ya...there's no justice left in this world...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icecream-man
    TiVo my friends i haven't watched a commercial since the super bowl...nor will i...i just fuck with the space/time continuum with my TiVo...pausing reality...oooooo
    AMEN! TIVO is the greatest invention! No commercials and watch what you want WHEN you want..not just when it's on TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    I've stopped using a LOT of products STRICTLY BECAUSE of the HORRIBLE advertising. Wonder how their respective marketing departments would feel about that? And those IDIOTS still have JOBS...

    I tell ya...there's no justice left in this world...
    Yeah advertising's pretty much f'd up!!

    And I thought it was bad when they used Seger's Like a Rock for Chevy way back when!!!
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    I actually think the Quizno's commercials are pretty funny but other than that, they suck. No doubt....

    Remember back in the day, "Where's the beef?" Simple creativity is the way to go...
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