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    Default Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Collision

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    It seems her horoscope has been deformed for a while from what I just read...
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    It will be tossed out on the grounds that if she was a good astrologer she would have seen it coming.
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    One things that really bugged me about this whole Comet thing is ...

    WHY build a multi million dollar 'probe' to smash into the thing to raise a cloud of dust. Fair enough the second probe doing the reading and photographing and measuring and stuff ahs to be all whizzbang, but not the one thats gonna prang into a comet?

    Would not, for instance, an old Volkswagen beetle have done the same thing? Not as sexy as a PROBE, sure. But effective all the same!
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    I think I'll sue them too, for the $13 million Powerball Jackpot that I was positive I was going to win tonight. Now that the natural balance of things has been thrown off, I'm fucked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    I think I'll sue them too, for the $13 million Powerball Jackpot that I was positive I was going to win tonight. Now that the natural balance of things has been thrown off, I'm fucked!
    just be thankful n count yer lucky stars



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