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    In honor of the three day weekend I post the following three posts that made me laugh out loud. Feel free to add your own. There were many more, but I felt I should leave a few for others.

    The forever female bashing Goo:

    Quote Originally Posted by Goo

    I remember once I got into bed and started reading a new book... 2 pages in I grunted, looked at the front cover, threw the book on the floor and turned my light off. Mrs Goo says 'Whats the matter, whats wrong with the book', and I replied 'Cant read a book written by a chick. Hate the way they write books'. She was dumbfounded.
    The overly honest T5:

    Quote Originally Posted by track 5
    I say shit like, "Women, you need to get your ass in the kitchen and cook my ass something to eat."
    My favorite.....The always computer challenged JMJ trying to ask a Napster question by using the famous bullshit “…a friend of mine”…line

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    hey guys!

    a friend of mine is trying to download songs from napster onto her computer and then burn them. she said she is having trouble downloading them and that the file name was not right in order to burn them onto the cd. could anyone give me some help on a step by step deal to do this so i can help her out? thanks guys!
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    Some of my faves are in my sig...
    Last edited by sixstring; 07.01.05 at 02:47 PM. Reason: Beacuse I'm a no-typin' bastard!
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    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    I like this one:

    CHICAGO WHITE SOX - 2005 WORLD CHAMPIONS

    The Chicago White Sox (1901-present) - The Original SOX - Proof

    The Boston Americans (1901)
    The Boston Somersets (1902)
    The Boston Pilgrims (1903-1906)
    The Boston Red Sox (1907-present) - Proof

    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

    2007 Fantasy Football Champion

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    Goo's ever-immortal,


    "Get on my pole, bitches!"


    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

    "You know what's weird to me is Christians who are against the death penalty. After all, if it weren't for the death penalty, we wouldn't celebrate Easter!"

    -the late, great, Bill Hicks

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    Goo made a post a few years ago ranting about how he wanted a Chewbacca so he could force it to do all his choirs around the house. It was funny.
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    My favorite is the infamous Enumclaw, WA review...

    Thanks, OLO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge
    My favorite is the infamous Enumclaw, WA review...

    Thanks, OLO.
    I second that! That is the funniest post I have ever read on here. I still laugh when I read it!
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chewbaccamonkeylunch
    In honor of the three day weekend I post the following three posts that made me laugh out loud. Feel free to add your own. There were many more, but I felt I should leave a few for others.

    The forever female bashing Goo:



    The overly honest T5:



    My favorite.....The always computer challenged JMJ trying to ask a Napster question by using the famous bullshit “…a friend of mine”…line

    fuckin chewy..lol

    i don't even remember that post

    LOL

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    Do you save these funny posts, Chewy?
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

    "You know what's weird to me is Christians who are against the death penalty. After all, if it weren't for the death penalty, we wouldn't celebrate Easter!"

    -the late, great, Bill Hicks

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    From Chewy:

    "What the fuck is that, a snow tree?"

    Last edited by T.RYAN; 07.02.05 at 11:56 AM.
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    There was a time when anything that fuckin Hatchetforce posted had me on the floor, but I never see the guy around much anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge
    My favorite is the infamous Enumclaw, WA review...

    Thanks, OLO.
    Is there a link? I'd like to read it.

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    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

    "You know what's weird to me is Christians who are against the death penalty. After all, if it weren't for the death penalty, we wouldn't celebrate Easter!"

    -the late, great, Bill Hicks

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    The entire EBAS thread. Thinkin' OLD-school there...
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JWS_5150
    The entire EBAS thread.

    What's that?
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

    "You know what's weird to me is Christians who are against the death penalty. After all, if it weren't for the death penalty, we wouldn't celebrate Easter!"

    -the late, great, Bill Hicks

 

 

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