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    12 Types Of Women To Avoid

    12 Types Of Women To Avoid

    Ever been with one of these? Some women are bits and pieces of each put together. This should create some interesting and humorous conversation. Ladies no need to get bent out of shape. I'm sure you've got a list of men to avoid somewhere. Enjoy this for what it is. (Many a truth has been spoken in jest though )

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    1- Miss Feminist
    This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises." Avoid her at all costs.

    2- Miss Take
    She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don't be fooled -- some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all.

    3- Miss Romance
    This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. Run.

    4- Miss Elusive
    This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over again. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship. Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with her.

    5- Miss Angry
    Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away.

    6- Miss Insecure
    This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

    7- Miss Biotch (edit)
    Miss Biotches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. Most Miss Biotches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss Biotches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world.

    8- Miss Me
    A close relative of Miss Biotch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and expects the same from you. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away.

    9- Miss Desperate
    Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now. She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis she can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one!

    10- Miss Turncoat
    She's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men. Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship (or married) and then the truth comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way.

    11- Miss Tease
    Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat.

    12- Miss Controlling
    She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands.
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    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

    "You know what's weird to me is Christians who are against the death penalty. After all, if it weren't for the death penalty, we wouldn't celebrate Easter!"

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    Where are:

    Miss Fuckin Nuts - You know her. The one who's medication bag is bigger than her make-up bag. But why bother wearing make-up anyway when the whole world is shrowded is blackness and every woman hates you because you're "too attractive". She has been with 123 men but still keeps going back to dude #1 becuase he beats her and fucks her friends. "I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!!"

    Miss You Still Here? - Even though you don't remember her name, you're pretty sure she has one. You'd take her home if only you could remember where the hell she came from in the first place. She is looking forward to the beautiful relationship you're starting and you're pissed because now she knows where you live.

    Miss Universe - Well, she's at my house. I'm showing her what a sponge bath is.

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    You failed to mention Miss Ex-Wife, who takes you to the cleaners, destroys your credit rating, self esteem and life, leads you to a suicide attempt and flee's the continental U.S. so you have to file for the ever so convenient "out of state divorce".

    Or am I alone on this?

    Me, bitter...? Nah.

    ...craig
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    Default Um, after all those...

    who's left?
    Classic Van Halen. In Pace Requiescant.

    "...sure I'm on zoloft. That's so I don't hafta kill none o' y'all..." - Mike Tyson

    and by the way...

    Eat Us And Smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junior
    Where are:

    Miss Fuckin Nuts - You know her. The one who's medication bag is bigger than her make-up bag. But why bother wearing make-up anyway when the whole world is shrowded is blackness and every woman hates you because you're "too attractive". She has been with 123 men but still keeps going back to dude #1 becuase he beats her and fucks her friends. "I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!!"

    Miss You Still Here? - Even though you don't remember her name, you're pretty sure she has one. You'd take her home if only you could remember where the hell she came from in the first place. She is looking forward to the beautiful relationship you're starting and you're pissed because now she knows where you live.

    Miss Universe - Well, she's at my house. I'm showing her what a sponge bath is.
    Wow, good thing Miss Universe is at your house or I'd suggest you get out more. There are good girls to be had!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig
    You failed to mention Miss Ex-Wife, who takes you to the cleaners, destroys your credit rating, self esteem and life, leads you to a suicide attempt and flee's the continental U.S. so you have to file for the ever so convenient "out of state divorce".

    Or am I alone on this?

    Me, bitter...? Nah.

    ...craig
    I'm with you, craig. Seems as though we have this unfortunate evnt in common. All okay now??? I'm just about recovered and have a great new woman!!! Things are looking up now!
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    Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit!!! It'll HURT MORE!!!

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    Odd, but I think I've dated just about every woman in that list at one point or another. Shuddering, scary thoughts. We forgot about Miss You-Are-Just-Like-My-Ex, in the negatives of course. Probably the worst I ever dated was a twin-man she was coo-coo. She was all those and then some.
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    If looks could kill, I'd stare at everybody!

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    I think I've done the whole list myself... There's something about me that attracts all the scary ones...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
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    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    that list just makes me want to crawl into a hole. people need to start spawning nice girls again....
    The trashman was my hero.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by chewbaccamonkeylunch
    that list just makes me want to crawl into a hole. people need to start spawning nice girls again....
    Hey, there are a FEW of us left out in the world!
    Meet me in Cabo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ktgiles
    Hey, there are a FEW of us left out in the world!
    :ducks:


    Yes Dear!
    The trashman was my hero.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by chewbaccamonkeylunch
    :ducks:


    Yes Dear!
    OK...now THAT was funny!
    Meet me in Cabo!

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    I said I'm sorry KT!!!!
    The trashman was my hero.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by The SLAWTERHOUSE Bug
    who's left?
    Exactly.
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

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    -the late, great, Bill Hicks

 

 

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