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    Pert, my friend...YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!!!

    OK...so I thought it was time to end all this suspense and wonder. A group of us decided to get together and play a "You've been punked" on Pert (maybe because he took out of town with all his votes for this month's Official/Unoffical Rock and Roll Hall of Fame...but I'm not sure). I can tell you that T.P. and I were NOT the masterminds behind this sneaky escapade and I'll let you try and figure out who was on your own.

    The naughty pics??? All those red x's??? Totally a prank, my friend! I have to admit that these supposed pics were all just a figment of our over-active imaginations. There were many of us that were in on the fun, adding comments and such. So, to make a long story short...we were just having a little fun at your expense while you were away on vacation and we were all stuck here at work trying to come up with something interesting since all is dead in the world of Van Halen.

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    I'm appalled that you guys would pull such a prank on my buddy Perticelli !
    It's things like this that make people take high-powered rifles to the tops of clock towers !

    I wish you guys had let me in on it !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodewijk
    I'm appalled that you guys would pull such a prank on my buddy Perticelli !
    It's things like this that make people take high-powered rifles to the tops of clock towers !

    I wish you guys had let me in on it !
    You evil bastard!!!
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    So the whip cream pics weren't you guys?
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

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    Quote Originally Posted by janthraxx
    So the whip cream pics weren't you guys?
    No, the whip cream pics WERE us. The supposed pics I'm talking about are the ones posted by T.P. last week in the Babes of VH Links thread that showed up as red x's. There never were any pics...we just had people believing there were. The guys who made comments like, "Wow...where was I?", etc. were all in on the prank. The supposed "triple x" pictures never existed. Later on, to make it seem more believable, we had Brew Crew come in and "delete" the pictures---his reasons for deleting the pics were also bogus b/c there were no pictures to be deleted. Bottom line, it didn't get any more raunchy than the whip cream bikini pics you've all seen. Remember all the people who were frustrated b/c the pictures were showing up as red x's and they thought it was b/c they were on their work computer? Well, it wasn't their computers. There were never pics posted...all that was posted was red x's (bogus links). Does that make any sense at all??? OK...I'm dying here. Someone else that was in on it needs to try to explain it better than I. OK...I'm still trying to explain...beating a dead horse here!
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    I totally get it now. Sorry, haha. You guys are MONSTERS
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
    -MikeL, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    "You may recognize some of these chemicals. Let's start with cyanide...The one the Aum Shinrikyo cult attempted to use to commit mass murder in a Tokyo subway in May 1995...The same cyanide produced routinely--1.4 million tons per year--for use in the production of plastics, adhesives, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals, and so on. It seems that those who put small amounts of cyanide in subways are terrorists. But those who produce it in mass quantities and contaminate broad reaches of soil, water, and air, killing countless living beings, are not terrorists, but rather capitalists, and are counted among the finest and most powerful people on the planet."

    -Derrick Jensen, "What We Leave Behind"

    "You know what's weird to me is Christians who are against the death penalty. After all, if it weren't for the death penalty, we wouldn't celebrate Easter!"

    -the late, great, Bill Hicks

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    Not true...Not true...I saw the real pics. Now...up against the wall and spread 'em...AGAIN







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    Oh, man... that's cold... leading on legions of unsuspecting Van Halen/boobies fans, then crashing our hopes and dreams to the ground... damn, maybe we'll get the real thing at the Vegas bash next year?
    Nothing to see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmac
    Van Halen/boobies fans
    Totally redundant!! I love it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodewijk
    I'm appalled that you guys would pull such a prank on my buddy Perticelli !
    It's things like this that make people take high-powered rifles to the tops of clock towers !

    I wish you guys had let me in on it !
    Yeah!! what he said....
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    I thought the whip cream pics were the "naughty" ones and I was thinking "why the hell is everyone making such a big deal about this"
    I mean, they were cool pics, don't get me wrong, but some of the comments made it seem like you guys filmed a homemade porn or something.

    NOW I get it!!!

    And funny.


    Reminds me of quote by some rapper many years ago
    "Its the bitches that will get yous"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericjt
    I thought the whip cream pics were the "naughty" ones and I was thinking "why the hell is everyone making such a big deal about this"
    I mean, they were cool pics, don't get me wrong, but some of the comments made it seem like you guys filmed a homemade porn or something.

    NOW I get it!!!

    And funny.


    Reminds me of quote by some rapper many years ago
    "Its the bitches that will get yous"

    Naw eric, in this case I bet it was an evil male than put these fine lovely ladies up to no good!
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    Is it me , or is internet punking kinda anti-climactic ?
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    I am honored to be a part of this prank. I first posted that I couldn't see the pics, and then after a few PMs from TP and Axe, I decided to "drive home" and view the pics without firewall interference. They came in fine then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodewijk
    Is it me , or is internet punking kinda anti-climactic ?
    Yeah, especially when the guest of honor doesn't show up!
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