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    Default RIP Britney's Body



    Being too lazy to post each pic, here's a link...
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    How long before she does a Prego-Demi style magazine cover???

    and the definition of cool... her sperm donor...
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    Isn't that the guy from Jackass and Wild Boys? The one that always wears a thong and acts gay?
    Just go for it!

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    Good Ridance!

    However, who says she won't lose the weight after pregnancy? Look at Uma Thurman and so on.

    All in all, who really gives a fuck about Britney Spears? I sure don't. Never did.
    Respects.

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    We'll just have to wait till her sister turns 18...shit she looks just like Britney!
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    We'll just have to wait till her sister turns 18...shit she looks just like Britney!
    Just what we need, a second generation of a Spears.
    Respects.

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    And I still ask, when will we never hear of her ever again?
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    Oh well, we still have her sister to fall back on. How old is she?
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    As a founding member of EBAS I must admit I am shocked and appalled by Britney's actions over the past several years. She was once a fair maiden who had DIF's penile monstrosity to look forward to. She lost my gaudy gift, though, the moment I saw the pictures of her entering a gas station bathroom barefoot.




    She's on her second marriage with a baby on the way. I'm more stupefied than Dr. Phil as to what made Brit crack up so horribly. As difficult as it was to learn about her dalliance with Fred Durst I could inebriate myself to the point of momentarily forgetting about that most unfortunate event. But there isn't enough Kentucky moonshine in Ted Kennedy's liver to get me to forget about the dreaded Barefoot Cuntessa incident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevy5150
    Good Ridance!

    However, who says she won't lose the weight after pregnancy? Look at Uma Thurman and so on.

    All in all, who really gives a fuck about Britney Spears? I sure don't. Never did.
    Amen!!!! She is a bottom feeding, trash bag ho!
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    The latest rumor is that she will pull a Demi Moore and pose nude on a magazine cover when she's about 8 months preggers.

    I honestly don't care any more.

    But...

    It's kind of funny how Britney gets married and within a few months all the hot teen-queen singers got engaged. Maybe it's a generational thing, so many women my age put off having kids and getting married until their late 20s/early 30s. It wouldn't bothers me except that these young people will also get divorced at the drop of a hat too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    We'll just have to wait till her sister turns 18...shit she looks just like Britney!
    Jamie Lynn is my age, annoying, and has jacked up teeth. I think I'm 20 times hotter. At least I don't have a show on Nickelodeon!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    I'm sure Britney's body will be back in tip top shape soon after delivery. Just like Burke, Locklear, Twain.

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    Hey, at least her tits are growing.....LOL.....

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    Naturally or artifically?
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