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    Default Armadillos In Our Trousers: The OFFICIAL Spinal Tap Thread

    Can't believe this place didn't already have a thread on this, so here goes!

    ...the skys parted and God spake, "Pay ye tribute to England's Loudest Band!"



    Place all items of worship upon this altar!

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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Default HELLO CLEVELAND!




    Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number...and make that a little louder?

    Nigel: ...these go to eleven.

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    Alternate artwork for "Smell The Glove"...

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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Sex Farm Woman!!! May be a new ID for me!!?

    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    Alternate artwork for "Smell The Glove"...



    Thanks for starting this overdue thread!!!

    Tap Rules!!!
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc
    Thanks for starting this overdue thread!!!
    You're VERY welcome! Overdue, INDEED!
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    I LOVE this photo...and it's VH RELATED!

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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Default It's sort of a pastel black...

    Nigel: It's like the sky without the stars...

    David: That's beautiful...
    Classic Van Halen. In Pace Requiescant.

    "...sure I'm on zoloft. That's so I don't hafta kill none o' y'all..." - Mike Tyson

    and by the way...

    Eat Us And Smile.

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    Marty (reading review): "They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."
    Nigel: That's, that's nit picking, isn't it?

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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Default I found a new place to dwell........

    David: Well it sounds raga, don't want to go raga on this stuff...

    Nigel: No, not with this you don't, Well since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell...

    David: It sounds...fuckin barbershop...

    Derek: Hey!

    David: Barbershop raga.

    Derek: Hey, watch the, watch the language, you're paying homage to the King!

    David: Oh sorry...well this is thoroughly depressing.

    Nigel: It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn't it?

    David: Too much, there's too much fucking perspective now.

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    Marty: The review you had on 'Shark Sandwich'...which was merely a two word review - just said "shit sandwich." Umm....

    Derek: Where'd they print that, where'd they print that?

    David: Where did that appear?

    Nigel: That's not real, is it?

    Derek: You can't print that.

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    I love how Derrick Small's bass borrowed Eddie's stripe patterns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls
    I love how Derrick Small's bass borrowed Eddie's stripe patterns.
    Well now that you mention it.........

    There's such a fine line between clever and stupid.

    Yeah there's just that little turnabout there.
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    David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

    Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.

    Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.



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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Fuck the napkin!

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    David: But you're not as confused as him, are you? I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel is...
    Classic Van Halen. In Pace Requiescant.

    "...sure I'm on zoloft. That's so I don't hafta kill none o' y'all..." - Mike Tyson

    and by the way...

    Eat Us And Smile.

 

 

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