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    Default The Van Halen Wars Trilogy

    Episode I: The Red Rocker Strikes Out
    Darth Danniels, an evil Sick Lord posing as Band Manager Ray, wants to take complete control of the Van Halen Universe. There's only one problem: He is opposed by lead singer and Cabo Knight Sammy Hagar, who senses the evil lurking behind the manager's facade. Darth Danniels manipulates the band into splitting up with Sammy, which has far-reaching ramifications. Sammy is painted as having been a disloyal rebel to the VH brotherhood and goes into exile on Planet Wabo, where he vows to one day restore order to the VH universe and clear his name.

    Episode II: Revenge Of The Roth
    With Cabo Knight Sammy out of the way, Darth Danniels suggests reinstating expelled VH singer and frontman David Lee Roth to restore the band to prominence in their universe. He knows full well, however, that Roth, having never recovered from his fall from grace, is an unstable element. A series of events causes the second split with Roth, who spews venom upon VH, having felt betrayed and used by them. As a result, VH goes from bad to worse, as another public disgrace has been put upon them. Edward begins exhibiting nastiness publicly towards the former members of the band, turning many followers off as a result. Band Manager Ray appears to be doing what he can to save the band, but his real objective is being realized without detection.

    Episode III: The Phantom Cherone
    With the VH Universe on the verge of collapse, Band Manager Ray suggests Gary Cherone for the lead vocalist slot. Cherone, however, is out of his element in VH. In truth, he's a sacrificial lamb, an apprentice of Darth Danniels sent in to finish off the band once and for all. The band goes forward with Cherone in the frontman position and fails to engage an already soured public on this new incarnation of VH. A beaten Cherone quietly departs and the band is left in cosmic limbo. A evilly laughing Darth Danniels has the last word: He has cast darkenss upon the universe by bringing down the Mighty Van Halen.

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    Great stuff! Would Mikey be R2D2 or C3PO?
    If it's BROWN, flush it DOWN.

    GO STEELERS!

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    Great stuff

    ... and may the force be with you !!!
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    "Right now - hey, it's your tomorrow!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by VivaVH
    Great stuff! Would Mikey be R2D2 or C3PO?
    Mikey is short and round so he has to be R2D2.

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    I have a follow-up trilogy, if anyone's interested. Not quite as "dramatic" as this one, but it's what it is.

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    Interesting...so when do the next three come?
    "I am the party" ~David Lee Roth

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    LMAO!!!!
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    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

    "High speed, low drag."

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    This is great! Post your followup triligy!
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    this is awesome.
    i love this stuff.. post it all


    and mr daniels, you have not seen the last of us VH fans..and you have not brought down the mighty VH...not shall you...
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    Do you have an episode with Sammy back in the band?

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    great read and quite creative please post the next installments!
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    Boy that Darth Daniels (sp?) sure sounds like one sick mofo!!

    This story sure sounds familiar and fitting to the saga of VH. Great job!!
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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    That was cool.
    Right Now you're reading my post!


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    Awesome!
    Post the next one, dude...
    Little Dreamer

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    Great stuff.
    I wanna be you knight in shining pick-up truck.

 

 

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