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  1. #1
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    You know you are a vh fan when ....

    1. You named your child or pet after a member of Van Halen.
    2. Valerie Bertinelli is your favorite actress.
    3. You turn the volume all the way up at the end of the song "Right Now" so you can hear Al's drum beat at the end.
    4. When Sammy cut his hair on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno you held a miniature memorial service in your living room.
    5. You refer to Ray Daniels as the devil himself.
    6. You have all of Dave and Sam's solo records.
    7. You wear Van Halen T-shirts to work.
    8. You bought a Kinks album and pretend to like it because Van Halen does but to be honest you hate the band.
    9. At the end of "Hot For Teacher" you cant help but scream OH MY GOD with Dave.
    10. You painted your first guitar with red. black and white stripes.
    11. You actually know the name of the kid in the "Hot For Teacher" video.
    12. You find yourselg quoting Dave to strangers on the street.
    13. You claim to love one singer and hate the other but secretly you think he's pretty cool.
    14. You have a friend named Jimmy and you actually refer to him as Top Jimmy. (maybe that's just me)
    15. When Van Halen is mentioned negatively on T.V. you light up vhlinks with hate posts.
    16. You bought a lifetime supply of Cabo Wabo tequila and listen to the song "Cabo Wabo" while blitzed on tequila.
    17. You are involved in the euas or uff crew.
    18. When Sammy say's "pss come on man wake up" in the beginning of the song "The Dream Is Over" you act as if you have been awakened.
    19. When you hear the opening riff to "Top Of The World" you automatically think of the closing riff to "Jump".
    20. You have achieved Eruption status at the links.
    21. You went to the trouble of finding out what brand of cigarettes Eddie smokes so you could smoke them also.
    22. Upon hearing the drill on "Poundcake" you make a trigger gesture with your hand.
    23. You walk around your house holding your guitar with a cigarette stuck in the neck.
    24. You have memorized every word of the dialogue off the live album and repeat it when necessary.
    25. You make a tape consisting of Eddie's solo's.
    26. You have built a schrine to Eddie and make sacrifices daily.
    27. If Van Halen is mentioned in a movie that movie (no matter how bad it sucks) suddenly becomes very cool.
    28. You wake up every morning hoping Dave or Sam will be back.
    29. If your favorite member of Van Halen is Michael Anthony.



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    Pretty Good

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    You are a VH fan when:
    -Your licence plate reads VANHAL.
    -You visit the VHLinks site every time you get on the net.
    -your fantasy football team name is Mean Street.
    -You get goosebumps every time you hear the opening riff to Unchained.
    -You think the person who started this topic is pretty cool even though he likes Bobby Knight.

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    Donor

    True true true.

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    lol! Funny stuff. A few more ...

    You have Ed's same wolfgang tatoo on your arm.

    Your main pick-up line is: "Look, I'll pay ya' for it. What the fuck?"

    You hound the phone company to change the last four digits of your phone number to 5150.

    You're reading this.

    You remember Dave TV.

    Every time you hurt yourself, you yell: "Somebody get me a doctaaaah!"

    Your family pet is a Baluchitherium.

    You've tried to legally change your name to your discussion forum screen name.

    You refuse to eat brown M&M's.

    Every time you go into a convenience store, you have to order a bottle of anything, and a glaze doughnut ... to go.

    You bought Michael Jackson's Thriller just because of Ed's solo in Beat It.

    And finally ... YOU PUT UP WITH THIS MADDENING VAN HALEN SOAP OPERA, AND KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE!






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    RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL - HOUSE OF PAIN: The greatest ride in Rock & Roll history ...
    GOOD ENOUGH - HOW MANY SAY I: Not a bad trip either ...

    "Someone asked me the other day what I thought I had learned about making music after all these years, and I said, 'Nothing'." -EVH

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wolfie3:

    You've tried to legally change your name to your discussion forum screen name.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, I've considered that.


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    Thought I was the only one in here playing fantasy football!!

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    Lol! That's funny. Well done Rafter.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wolfie3:
    And finally ... YOU PUT UP WITH THIS MADDENING VAN HALEN SOAP OPERA, AND KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Too true.

    Hell, I had a school book number changed to 5150 for myself. My chemistry class next semester is in room 316, too.

    I make sure to notice these things

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    Right Now, this is JWS_5150's post.
    Right Now, you should visit The Realm.
    Right Now, I'm a Dirty Faced Kid.
    Right Now, Van Halen is (hopefully) thinking up great ways to make MTV look STUPID.
    Right Now, this signature is over.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wolfie3:
    Your main pick-up line is: "Look, I'll pay ya' for it. What the fuck?"
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    LMAO

    and yeh, I have ordered a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut, to go (while leaning over the counter grinning.

    I got a glazed look, a bottle of nothing, and told to go..


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    Shit, I know I fall under #'s 1 & 24 of the fanatic list. My new son's middle name is "Edward", and my wife tends to tell me I need serious psychiatric help everytime I listen to a bootleg and start quoting Dave before he says anything.

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    I named my dog Alex! I thought it would be too obvious if I named him Eddie!!! Still everyone tells me because of =VH=, but I tell them its after the dog in the Strohs beer com.!!!! You know the one that get the beer out of the fridge for his master!
    # 28 was great!!!

  13. #13
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    oh my god itīs true!!!!i am a VAN HALEN FAN!!!!

    Plus:
    My licensed plate is TNN-5150
    My dog calls Greta 5150
    My son will call Wolfgang
    Everytime MTV plays Right now i call all my friends to tells
    My boxers are like kramer guitar
    My car are painted like Kramer guitar


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    --you wander amelessly through wal-mart looking for red objects to stripe and you get pissed off when you don't find something

    -- you carry black and white paint pens in your pocket/school bag/breifcase, etc. just in case you find something that needs a little touch of eddie added to it

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by crossing_over:
    oh my god itīs true!!!!i am a VAN HALEN FAN!!!!

    Plus:
    My licensed plate is TNN-5150
    My dog calls Greta 5150
    My son will call Wolfgang
    Everytime MTV plays Right now i call all my friends to tells
    My boxers are like kramer guitar
    My car are painted like Kramer guitar


    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LOL! I don't think I can compete with that, but here it goes:

    I still have the first 6 VH albums (yes, I said albums)

    I gave up playing the guitar after I heard Eruption the first time (I could never be that good, so why even bother)

    I've broken up with boyfriends because they made a disparaging remark about VH or weren't enthusiastic enough about me winning tickets to a show.

    All the DJ's at my local radio station know what I'm going to ask for as soon as they hear my voice on the phone.

    I actually liked 3. And I can top that: Eddie singing "How Many Say I" still gets me hot and bothered every time I listen to it.

    I got in trouble at work for the "half-naked" picture of DLR featured in my screensaver.


 

 

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