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    Worst Sportscaster ever? Do yourself a favor and click the link below it afterwards and treat yourself to the worst Weatherman ever.


    http://gorillamask.net/sportsnews.shtml
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    Worst Sportscaster ever? Do yourself a favor and click the link below it afterwards and treat yourself to the worst Weatherman ever.


    http://gorillamask.net/sportsnews.shtml
    LOL....holy shit that's bad!!!!! He got annoying after a while!!!!

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    was that real or a spoof???? man that was bad... i dont see why they wouln't have taken a break when things started going that bad...
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    It's either real or dude is best actor ever.
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    I wonder if this just isn't a college broadcast for a class, we used to do it at my school, I was a broadcast journalism major. We had a whole class where we put on newscasts once a week. That's what this looks like, and we definitely had people who struck out like this. It's pretty nerve-racking when you get in front of that prompter for the first time. He better not plan on this as a career however, behind the scenes is for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    I wonder if this just isn't a college broadcast for a class,
    That's what I thought. It's great though. It's exactly how I'd be doing a report after a few bong hits.
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    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    It is a very funny, I did the sports a couple times for us as well. I didn't blow it like this, but I remember being pretty nervous. Once you start screwing up, it's really hard to get back on track. This is the worst I've ever seen though. I'm sure he put this whole thing together too, just majorly choked.
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    That weatherman one is funnier actually. Also definitely for a college school class broadcast as well. Great fucking stuff.

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    I really didn't have the patience to sit through the weatherman. I'll take your word for it. That sportscast was brutal. Either the teleprompter was broken or someone gave him some really bad copy.

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    Just PAINFUL.
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
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    And here I thought this was going to be a thread to rip on announcers like Dan Fouts and Boomer Esiasion-man those guys blew on MNF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by csm5150
    And here I thought this was going to be a thread to rip on announcers like Dan Fouts and Boomer Esiasion-man those guys blew on MNF.
    Hey Boomer is pretty good, he is alot better on radio and works well with Marv Albert.
    Fouts did suck.

    The Dennis Miller experiment was bad, but he was out of his enviroment.

    I wish the HBO would get MNF and then the announcers could really give us some good adjectives. Think of someone like Chris Rock or Lewis Black doing a halftime critique and a post game critique. THAT would be damn entertaining and funny.
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    I actually thought Dennis Miller did a great job although I guess it was lost on most of America...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    I actually thought Dennis Miller did a great job...
    How do you figure?
    If it's BROWN, flush it DOWN.

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    No offense, but you just proved my point. Joking.

    Seriously, he was knowledgable of the game and, I thought, brought a lot of color to the program...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

 

 

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