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    Default Best or Worst Pick-up Lines!!!!

    This is mainly for fun. Post the worst and best pick-up lines you have ever heard. Here are a few to get us started:

    MAN: My magic watch tells me your not wearing any panties.
    GIRL: Your watch is wrong. I am wearing panties.
    MAN: My watch is an hour fast.

    MAN: You have something on your ass.
    GIRL: What?
    MAN: My eyes.

    Wanna go halves on a baby?

    Fuck me if I'm wrong, is your name (wrong name)

    Are you a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.


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    I saw this in a movie once:

    *Guy approaches girl who is eating something - anything*

    Be careful! Eating that can give you big breasts!
    *Guy looks at girl's chest*
    Oh no! I'm too late!

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    Dane Cook: "Will you be walking to your car alone later? OK, I'll just be over here watching you all night."

    A variation of a previous post: "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me."

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    These are halarious!

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    Not a pick up line, but a shoot down line that bears repeating - buddy of mine was trying to make time with a girl at the bar who was waaaay out of his league. She gave him the once over, looked him dead in the eye and said "I swallow, but I'm not interested" then turned away.

    OUCH!!!! Not much else to say there.
    Nothing to see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmac
    Not a pick up line, but a shoot down line that bears repeating - buddy of mine was trying to make time with a girl at the bar who was waaaay out of his league. She gave him the once over, looked him dead in the eye and said "I swallow, but I'm not interested" then turned away.

    OUCH!!!! Not much else to say there.

    Oh, damn! lol

    You're buddy should have turned around on her and said "Well, I could tell you did, that's why I came over."

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    From some dumb skater movie:
    Guy:I'm with the Release The Twins Foundation, how about releasing those twins????

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    This actually happen to my cousins friend, he walked up to a girl (with her b'friend standing next to her) well he walk up to this girl, and said "do you wanna come home with me tonight?" anyway the b'friend being pissed off and all, knocks this guy on his ass, he gets up dusts himself off and says "well do you?"

    Riddick.

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    My personal favourite. I use this every week for kicks.
    "Did anyone tell you what beautiful eyes I have?"
    Frank Sinatra: Why do you drink so much?
    Dean Martin: I drink to forget.
    Frank: To forget what?
    Dean: I don't know... I forgot that long time ago

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    Actually happend to me..... in the past few years mind you!

    "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

    "Are you a model?"

    "Do you have any pets? I'm betting you have a cute pussy"

    "Your lips would make a lollipop very happy"

    "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"

    and my personal favorite..........

    "Hey baby you look like a good rider...... want to ride my horse?" ~Drunk guy at Billy Bob's
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    It's private.. but if you at least say who you are from VH links I will add ya!

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    "You're my density."
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    I've never used a stock line...honesty always was what I was comfortable with...

    I do bust out the occasional line for the wife though...She just rolls her eyes and I don't understand..."Yo baby, come peel my banana" is some sweet movage right there!!!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    GUY: Hey, do you fool around?

    GIRL: No I don't!

    GUY: Will you hold still while I do?
    Know Roth
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    No Roth
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    Here's one that makes my fiance cringe every time.

    I don't know whether it'll be you or that old car, but one of you's gettin a rod throwed in ya tonight !
    I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yerfdog
    Here's one that makes my fiance cringe every time.

    I don't know whether it'll be you or that old car, but one of you's gettin a rod throwed in ya tonight !
    LOL
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

 

 

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