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    Default Memorial Day Wknd..the lemmings are running off the cliff!

    Why oh why does everyone around here (Philadelphia/New Jersey area) feel they HAVE to go "down the shore" Memorial Day weekend? I know I love nothing more than sitting in traffic for 4 hours each way and paying exorbitant rates at some sh*thole motel in order to fight the crowds to get a spot on the beach less than 1/2 mile from the water. And of course as soon as I set my stuff down, some punk is gonna step in it, spill sand all over it, and generally increase my hatred for 99% of mankind. Of course, then there's always the added fun of hearing the guido mating calls late at night..Im sure youre familiar with this; it consists of 200 watts of bass-filled 50 Cent blasting from your IROC-Z...loud enough to vibrate the gold chains dangling in your oh-so-sexy exposed chest hair and ALMOST loud enough to make your gel-filled pompadour hairdo move.
    No, you lemmings go right ahead...I'll sit at home, fire up the grill (if it doesnt rain..and it ALWAYS rains Memorial Day weekend!), drink a few brews, and work on teaching my son to play "Unchained". Now THAT'S a holiday!
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    Thats going to be me this weekend!

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    I want to see the lemmings! Where else are they?
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    They need to make "Lemmings" for X-Box...

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007
    They need to make "Lemmings" for X-Box...
    Shit yeah! THAT would rock!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead
    Why oh why does everyone around here (Philadelphia/New Jersey area) feel they HAVE to go "down the shore" Memorial Day weekend? I know I love nothing more than sitting in traffic for 4 hours each way and paying exorbitant rates at some sh*thole motel in order to fight the crowds to get a spot on the beach less than 1/2 mile from the water. And of course as soon as I set my stuff down, some punk is gonna step in it, spill sand all over it, and generally increase my hatred for 99% of mankind. Of course, then there's always the added fun of hearing the guido mating calls late at night..Im sure youre familiar with this; it consists of 200 watts of bass-filled 50 Cent blasting from your IROC-Z...loud enough to vibrate the gold chains dangling in your oh-so-sexy exposed chest hair and ALMOST loud enough to make your gel-filled pompadour hairdo move.
    No, you lemmings go right ahead...I'll sit at home, fire up the grill (if it doesnt rain..and it ALWAYS rains Memorial Day weekend!), drink a few brews, and work on teaching my son to play "Unchained". Now THAT'S a holiday!
    LOL Nice! Some of those guido's are my boys though. Ease up on the insults homie or we'll have to come see ya about it. Capiche???

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    I hate all of these three day holidays and here is why. I live on a lake about an hour outside of Seattle, there are about 10 cabins that sit empty until holidays like this one. These people invade and bring all of there friends and family, some of the driveways to these places are packed with campers and tents. They party and make noise till the wee hours of the morning, they let there dogs run lose throughout the neighborhood etc etc. More than one drunk fool will climb into a boat at 1:00AM and proceed to create a ruckus waking up every person and barking dog on the lake. Come Tuesday morning I will find garbage along the streets but it will be nice and quiet again until the fourth of July.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece
    LOL Nice! Some of those guido's are my boys though. Ease up on the insults homie or we'll have to come see ya about it. Capiche???

    Hey, Im a 1/2 Italian in South Philly, so I can get away with it...my boys probably know yours
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead
    Hey, Im a 1/2 Italian in South Philly, so I can get away with it...my boys probably know yours
    Well, I don't know dude.....that's me, OLO, DIF and Yankee.....Dan took the pic and he is the one that has the temper!
    Just go for it!

 

 

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