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    Default Ruined...absolutely ruined

    Technically this could go in the Music/Non-VH section; but considering that it's Jessica Simpson and Nic LeShay or however his name is spelled, Non seemed to be fitting.

    My 7 year old wanted to watch the "Nick & Jessica Tour of Duty" show because of Big & Rich. I relented and let her. The show starts pretty kick ass with them coming out of a C-130 with all kinds of smoke and lighting etc. Then they launch in to R.O.C.K. in The U.S.A., which is one of my favorite JCM tunes. They just slaughtered it...and took any rock relevance out of it!!!

    Damn them...damn them to Hell!!!
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    Dude, I avoid moments like this by watching T.V. with headphones on and Van Halen or other like-quality music playing.

    That way I can simply enjoy her huge fucking tits!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    Dude, I avoid moments like this by watching T.V. with headphones on and Van Halen or other like-quality music playing.

    That way I can simply enjoy her huge fucking tits!
    Sweet!!!

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    Ok, I'll admit, I am watching this (for support of the troops of course) and they have ruined EVERY song that they sang! And I didn't know Jessica sang that "nothing but a t-shirt on" song. That is one of my 7 yr old daughter's favorites!
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    Those two are both talentless tools to begin with. What did you expect?

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    Like I said...the only reason it was on was to let my daughter see Big & Rich sing "Save a Horse; Ride a Cowboy." Quite honestly, I dig the song too.

    When Jessica wasn't talking...it was alright...the minute she opened her mouth I felt my I.Q. drop 100 points and suddenly felt like Patrick from SpongeBob Squarepants. When Nick sang something other than someone else's tunes, he was pretty good. DEAR GOD...I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT DID I???
    Last edited by RRMB; 05.23.05 at 08:10 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy
    When Jessica wasn't talking...it was alright...the minute she opened her mouth I felt my I.Q. drop 100 points and suddenly felt like Patrick from SpongeBob Squarepants.


    "Uh-Huh! Oh yeah... go Sponge Bob!"

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    I'm serious...anytime she opened her mouth I was just amazed at how dumb she really is. I don't think it's an act. So in the spirit of promoting the dumbness that is Jessica Simpson...and to Wolfgang for giving me the inspiration....

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfgang Slinger

    "Uh-Huh! Oh yeah... go Sponge Bob!"
    "Stupid people are so blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."

    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

    "Pete is this big, loud muthafucker with a big ass heart, y'all!!!!---------" - Hurricane Halen 9/27/13

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    Big and Rich are hacks. They suck... Seriousally, I don't think
    I've heard worse vocals in my entire life. I think I'd even listen
    to Toby Keith over them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy
    I'm serious...anytime she opened her mouth I was just amazed at how dumb she really is. I don't think it's an act. So in the spirit of promoting the dumbness that is Jessica Simpson...and to Wolfgang for giving me the inspiration....



    "Stupid people are so blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."

    LMFAO! Yes! YES!!

    Everytime I see that little dude I have to laugh.

    Our good friend Patrick makes Jessica Simpson look like a Harvard Law student.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotlantadude1981
    Big and Rich are hacks. They suck... Seriousally, I don't think
    I've heard worse vocals in my entire life. I think I'd even listen
    to Toby Keith over them.
    and what the fuck is with the little guy with the flippers? who the fuck wants to look at that?

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    Everybody on the basketball board I go to was clowning these
    guys for that sorry halftime show. Really, I think these guys
    are worse than they're partner in crime Cowboy Troy.

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    Nick and Jessica's Tour of Doodie?
    Don't the soldiers have it bad enough overseas?

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    I just found out the other day that the guy that played Dauber on "Coach" is the guy that does his voice. I always knew it sounded familiar. Jessica is not talented in any way shape or form, and I don't think she's all that hot either. Take off all of that makeup and she's not any better looking than your average girl in my neighborhood. Nick is a little more talented, but not much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    Jessica is not talented in any way shape or form, and I don't think she's all that hot either. Take off all of that makeup and she's not any better looking than your average girl in my neighborhood.
    Amen, brother. I can't stand the sight of her.
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