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    Default Avril Lavigne is drunk

    article from http://www.thesuperficial.com/

    According to the unbelievably great Star magazine, friends of Avril Lavigne have begun to worry after witnessing her endless drunken antics first hand:

    “One source who has known the singer since her childhood … tells Star that she appears to be in a downward spiral. "Avril's drinking is getting worse and worse. She's always liked to party but recently all she wants to do is get drunk. And when she gets drunk she wants to fight and cause trouble. She's turning into a nightmare!"’

    Avril is 5’3”, maybe a hundred pounds, so I don’t know how much trouble she could really stir up. One good punch should tuck her in for the night. My extensive study of drunk suburban white girls has taught me that they’re unlikely to morph into a bionic fighting tiger and extremely likely to curl up on the curb and vomit. So the only trouble would be for the curb. And since I tripped on a curb the other night and then fell down in a comedic way, I have no problem seeing those smart-asses taken down a peg.

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    She's vulnerable Mishar, now's the time to strike!
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    Well, if she'd tie her fucking shoes...

    I read in an interview that she likes to get naked when she's drunk, so I see this as a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    I read in an interview that she likes to get naked when she's drunk, so I see this as a good thing.
    sweet! can't wait for the sex tape to get online!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    Well, if she'd tie her fucking shoes...

    I read in an interview that she likes to get naked when she's drunk, so I see this as a good thing.
    Me and her should hook up then. Not to say that I always get nekked when I'm drunk, but I would like to see her in the flesh.
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    I just think it's funny that her friend has a Stones shirt from a tour before she was even BORN!!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    i wonder how much a person her size could actually drink??
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    A celebrity getting drunk. That's something new.

    I saw these pics quite a while ago. There's a whole shitload of her in an SUV flipping people off, too.

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    Hey Mishar, you can have Avril, and I will take her blonde friend beside her.

    Right Now you're reading my post!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SactoFan
    I just think it's funny that her friend has a Stones shirt from a tour before she was even BORN!!
    Hey now, I have a lot of those!
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    I opened the link and saw this





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    Quote Originally Posted by YankeeRose
    Hey Mishar, you can have Avril, and I will take her blonde friend beside her.

    LOL, when Mish read this, it's going to kill him.

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    That's what I call hot linking!

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    We may have singer #4 on our hands here!!!!
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    I love the look on the face of the dumpy chick on the left hand side of the third photo. She's got an expression on her face thinking that trio has got to be the biggest idots on the planet. Good luck with the hangers on Avril, it must be the friendship that keeps them coming back for more.
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