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    Default FRANKENSINGER FOR VAN HALEN

    Does anyone agree with this???......Okay. This goes on to the "New Singer" idea from you guys, so here goes...
    Remember when C.Jay from the Ramones replaced Dee Dee???....C.Jay brought new life into the band and kept them young. He was a fan, did his homework,tried out when Dee Dee left, got the job. Kept the Ramones ALIVE.
    What if The Van Halens tried out young people who had the energy as Dave, had an attitude like Sammy's, and had the same influences that the Brothers had when they were growing up??? They would have to go with a NO_NAME on this one because I think the band would definately have some new ammo for the future.......how about a FRANKENSINGER.....sort of like a "front man" who has all the best qualities of the 3 (Dave, Sam, Gary)...:note:::I put Dave in the parenthesis first---- as their singer...get it???....Just a little thought......

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    LOL...yeah, they already had a Frankensinger...the Dave swagger, the Sam attitude. Eerie, ain't it.

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    That was more of a "sashay" than swagger, dude.
    Q: Recording the album took so long your Australian tour last year was cancelled. What was it like in the studio? There's a history of tension between you and Eddie Van Halen...

    DLR: It was like a stand off in a Chuck Norris movie. We each had the laser dot on everybody's forehead waiting for the other guy to blink. Except for Wolfie, he had a Super Soaker ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hecubus
    That was more of a "sashay" than swagger, dude.
    Good point.

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    Man If I had to choose someone, I'd have to go with Sebastian Bach. That guy would do Justice to ALL DLR songs and Would definately tell Ed where to shove his keyboards if they wanted to do some pussy love song bullshit...that just ain't Van Halen. I could even hear his Kick Ass vocals on Humans Being!!...and Unchained would get New Life. Anyone know what Bach is up to these days? New Life In VH would be good.

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    o goody, sebastian bach has come up again. Must mean our mighty VH is back on hiatus.

    No offense, man...
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    Quote Originally Posted by extreme red roth
    o goody, sebastian bach has come up again. Must mean our mighty VH is back on hiatus.
    I agree.
    Last edited by Wolfgang Slinger; 05.21.05 at 01:31 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfgang Slinger
    I agree.
    If Baz is an a-hole that doesn't mean he wouldn't pull a good record with VH. I don't think Dave is/was much better ego-wise
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    If Ed & Al need to get some musical ya-ya's out, they should shoot for a grammy & work with a bunch of different pop stars, & call it Van Tana.
    Q: Recording the album took so long your Australian tour last year was cancelled. What was it like in the studio? There's a history of tension between you and Eddie Van Halen...

    DLR: It was like a stand off in a Chuck Norris movie. We each had the laser dot on everybody's forehead waiting for the other guy to blink. Except for Wolfie, he had a Super Soaker ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hecubus
    If Ed & Al need to get some musical ya-ya's out, they should shoot for a grammy & work with a bunch of different pop stars, & call it Van Tana.
    Perhaps Van Tana could move to Dega$ ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow
    Perhaps Van Tana could move to Dega$ ?
    Hoo-ra! You gots to love a Robert Urich segue!

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    OK....That's funny. But it was more along the lines of Carlos Van-Tana....

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    Q: Recording the album took so long your Australian tour last year was cancelled. What was it like in the studio? There's a history of tension between you and Eddie Van Halen...

    DLR: It was like a stand off in a Chuck Norris movie. We each had the laser dot on everybody's forehead waiting for the other guy to blink. Except for Wolfie, he had a Super Soaker ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by forrestjump
    Does anyone agree with this???......Okay. This goes on to the "New Singer" idea from you guys, so here goes...
    Remember when C.Jay from the Ramones replaced Dee Dee???....C.Jay brought new life into the band and kept them young. He was a fan, did his homework,tried out when Dee Dee left, got the job. Kept the Ramones ALIVE.
    What if The Van Halens tried out young people who had the energy as Dave, had an attitude like Sammy's, and had the same influences that the Brothers had when they were growing up??? They would have to go with a NO_NAME on this one because I think the band would definately have some new ammo for the future.......how about a FRANKENSINGER.....sort of like a "front man" who has all the best qualities of the 3 (Dave, Sam, Gary)...:note:::I put Dave in the parenthesis first---- as their singer...get it???....Just a little thought......





    interesting thought....







    hhhhhuuummmmmm....






    someone with actual vocal talent where rap, boy bands, people who think they can sing cuz they watched and sang along to american idol since its incarnation, choreographed dancers lip-synching to manufactured formatted lyrcs- vocals- and instrumentation, 7th grade garage bands, screaming frontmen who call themselves the lead singer of a 3 chord heavy metal/thrash rock band, talentless blondes with silicone boobs selling cd's with tasteless soft porn music videos, a promotional/advertising Driven episode on mtv of their week long career- the ups- downs- life tragedy and struggle to survive, the here today gone tonight longevitiy and comercialism are the choice of the pencil pushin pecker puppets of the industry- real musicianship and vocal ability severs the artery that fuels their cash grab from ripping off li'l 16 year old kids who think they can play the drums and guitar cuz they have had a lesson or two and have been playn since they were 14- and therefore a rookie lead with insatiable vocal ability would probably get no radio play, music video tv time, moon man, grammy, soundtrack, pop magazing cover/centerfold pictures, MTV realty show, pro sporting halftime show, or role in a tv sitcom big screen movie.







    could ones mind even fathom the possibility of such demeanor in a youthful rookie- true vocal ability- vocals pumping thunder somewhere beyond reality, the chemistry to interact with the foundation of Van Halen, supply an attitude, character, energy, showmanship, as well as, a captivating irresistible appeal to the past and present generations of Van Halen fans- all the while generating a new life giving zeal of youthful passion and attraction to and for the music....





    ....someone with triple edge razor sharp vocals that could deliver a smoothe clean seamless melodic tune like Brad Delp and yet at the same time hammer your inner ear with the thunderous deep raspy raw whiskey cigarette power of David Lee Roth !!!!




    hhhhhuuummmmmm, interesting....



    hhhhhuuummmmmm,




    aaaaahhhhhh, ....the possibilities,




    someone that could send the dave fans to the grave with an eruption of vocal force, showmanship, and lyrical genius-

    someone that could set the red heads hair afire with their explosive vocal musicianship, composition and alien intervention-

    someone with the power of deity that would make all the III fans grab their three inch hard on and blow thier nut more than once-






    hhhhhuuummmmmm....

    sounds good to me....



    yeah right ! - back to reality !!!!




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