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    Default Britney, Kevin Read Letterman's Top 10

    back to reality...

    Britney, Kevin Read Letterman's Top 10
    The couple's Top 10 reasons to check out their new show are:

    10. Britney: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.

    9. Kevin: Unlike those "Desperate Housewives" chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old.

    8. Britney: It's like "American Idol" except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.

    7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.

    6. Britney: I'm hot.

    5. Kevin: She's hot.

    4. Britney and Kevin: We haven't had nearly enough media coverage.

    3. Britney: It's gotta be better than this show.

    2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.

    1. Britney: In the season finale, you'll find out that Dave is the father of my baby oops.

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    Yeah but it's Dave Letterman. He can do no worng in my eyes.
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    Y'know, I'm no mod or anything but I feel it necessary to point out that this should be in the OFFICIAL Kevin Federline thread! How dare you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    back to reality...

    Britney, Kevin Read Letterman's Top 10
    The couple's Top 10 reasons to check out their new show are:
    Ugh.....I usually love the Top Ten List but watching this was like having teeth pulled by a drunk with a rusty pair of shit-covered pliers.
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    yeah, it was pretty weak. they had trouble reading from the cue cards...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    Ugh.....I usually love the Top Ten List but watching this was like having teeth pulled by a drunk with a rusty pair of shit-covered pliers.


    They were easy enough to ignore before
    but it's getting ridiculous. I'm so over these retards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    Britney, Kevin Read Letterman's Top 10
    The couple's Top 10 reasons to check out their new show are:

    10. Britney: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
    Unless the alligator wins, I don't care.

    9. Kevin: Unlike those "Desperate Housewives" chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old.
    3 words: 1. Eva 2.Longoria's 3. Ass.

    8. Britney: It's like "American Idol" except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
    No, the people on American Idol can sing.

    7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
    You are an ass.

    6. Britney: I'm hot.
    Turns out that without the lighting, make-up and skimpy clothes, I don't give a shit. Imagine that.

    5. Kevin: She's hot.
    You're a douche.

    4. Britney and Kevin: We haven't had nearly enough media coverage.
    Maybe you should kill eachother. That'll be all over the news.

    3. Britney: It's gotta be better than this show.
    Sure, when you and you're dancing queen of a husband are doing the Top Ten List, every show is better.

    2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
    Your wife's a slut. We get it.

    1. Britney: In the season finale, you'll find out that Dave is the father of my baby oops.
    The only person responsible for your baby is the Antichrist. So congratulations Paul Schafer.

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    Junior, that was brilliant!

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    Junior I couldn't have said it any better. Very Funny.
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