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    I just wanted to announce the arrival of two brand new Van Halen fans, my new sons, Jackson and Ryan, who were born today. I found out my wife was pregnant the day before the Dallas show last fall and found out they were twins in mid-October. Both are 19.5 inches long, Jackson being 6 lbs 2 oz and Ryan being 6 lbs 7 oz. Mom and the boys are all doing well.

    I will admit to being a bit disappointed that their birthday was not 5-15-05, but what can you do. I also lobbied hard for "Edward" and "Alex" but was shot down. Oh well. My Dad, as a big Tom Clancy fan, likes that he can refer to them collectively as "Jack Ryan".

    Anyway, just wanted to share the good news with my fellow linkers.
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    Tom...Clancy...Jack..Ryan... Where the hell do you think you are?!?!

    Seriously...CONGRATS, BRO!

    BTW...I was AT that show...
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    Dude that is awesome!! congrats

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    Congratulations on your new "double blessing". I'm happy for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegallyInsane
    I just wanted to announce the arrival of two brand new Van Halen fans, my new sons, Jackson and Ryan, who were born today. I found out my wife was pregnant the day before the Dallas show last fall and found out they were twins in mid-October. Both are 19.5 inches long, Jackson being 6 lbs 2 oz and Ryan being 6 lbs 7 oz. Mom and the boys are all doing well.

    I will admit to being a bit disappointed that their birthday was not 5-15-05, but what can you do. I also lobbied hard for "Edward" and "Alex" but was shot down. Oh well. My Dad, as a big Tom Clancy fan, likes that he can refer to them collectively as "Jack Ryan".

    Anyway, just wanted to share the good news with my fellow linkers.

    Congrats my fellow Texan! You should at least show up to our Texan linkers weekend to show the guys off! Glad mom and babies are doing well, those are some big boys for twins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake
    Congrats my fellow Texan! You should at least show up to our Texan linkers weekend to show the guys off! Glad mom and babies are doing well, those are some big boys for twins.
    Yep...gotta love our Texas men!!! Everything's bigger and better in TEXAS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ktgiles
    Yep...gotta love our Texas men!!! Everything's bigger and better in TEXAS!
    Oh, you better believe it!
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    Oh, you better believe it!
    OHHHH...the mouse IS playing this week, huh???
    Meet me in Cabo!

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    Oh...more than I care to admit!
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    Oh, you better believe it!
    Crap...that sounded REALLY GAY reading it again...
    Last edited by sixstring; 05.16.05 at 08:39 PM.
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    Crap...that sounded REALLY GAY reading it again...

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    Yes...that WAS terrible...and NO! I'm not gay! Merely a comment on how things ARE bigger in Texas...OK...I just need to shut up now...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    - sixstring, that was halarious... LMFAO!

    - LegallyInsane, congratulations, man. I'm very happy for you. Get some baby red Chuck Taylors on em' and get them rockin' ASAP!

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    JUST SAY NO KIDS... DO NOT POST WHILST DRUNK!
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    Yes...that WAS terrible...and NO! I'm not gay! Merely a comment on how things ARE bigger in Texas...OK...I just need to shut up now...


    LMAO Sorry Six!!!

 

 

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