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    Corrosively we conduct our speculative rambling much to the amusement and discontent of the throngs and masses. But it is the lightning rod of the demonically evil power chord strangled out of the wrung neck of a whimpering Frankenhooker Stratbastard with humbucking pickups weeping a brown secretion known only as THE RIFF. It is at the feet of this Guitar God that we see liquid pools of rock n' roll ejaculate forming and gleefully we swan dive into the bacterialogical mire and frolick diregarding the need for any kind of synthetic protection. Friends, I invite you to join me in worship and reverence for the umbilical thoughts of the intoxicated sailor: The sailor who sails the deep, deep storm laden oceans of wonder in which we plumb the beauty and transcendence that is the magic of the up-stroked sixteenth note as plucked by the hand of MR. EDWARD VAN HALEN!!!!
    ...what do you do when the bureaucracy that's supposed to help you...WANTS YOU DEAD? <a href="http://www.callumhouston.com" target="_blank">www.callumhouston.com</a>

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    Crank the tunes and pass the bong, dude! [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    Jim Bailes

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    Holy shit I think I need a couple more beers to get that deep! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
    "Knowing is not enough, we must apply,willing is not enough, we must do" -Goethe

    Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.--Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)

    Always drink upstream from the herd...
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    It is amazing how much some people can do with so little, however, what is even more amazing to me is how little some people can do with so much.
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    Without a doubt, that's the money shot! That's a wrap!
    John 3:16, Can You Dig It?

    People, the 6 wings of the Mighty Van Halen will fly again! Can You Dig It?

    You gotta give more than you take! Can You Dig it?

    And underneath the arch, it turned into a march,
    and there He found a spark to set this fucker off!
    Set it off, set it off now children,set if off!

    We are down the road! I Can Dig It! Can You?

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    Donor

    Originally posted by theodore templeman:
    Corrosively we conduct our speculative rambling much to the amusement and discontent of the throngs and masses.
    I disagree. It is communitive and heartfelt drudgery bringing about spiritualism and oneness of true musical comingtogetherness between different parsecs of the musical cultural awareness of our consticting secular society.

    But it is the lightning rod of the demonically evil power chord strangled out of the wrung neck of a whimpering Frankenhooker Stratbastard with humbucking pickups weeping a brown secretion known only as THE RIFF. It is at the feet of this Guitar God that we see liquid pools of rock n' roll ejaculate forming and gleefully we swan dive into the bacterialogical mire and frolick diregarding the need for any kind of synthetic protection.
    Hard to differ with that given our sociologic and all together submisseve and awestruck position with giving flattering and inspired recognition inside a community based on a community touched by the pure genious of the so called evil and ejaculate riff... synthetic protection is outside of the scope of such purely produced rhetoric and encpasulated chaos due entirely to the purity within which it was created in its most naturalistic form.

    Friends, I invite you to join me in worship and reverence for the umbilical thoughts of the intoxicated sailor: The sailor who sails the deep, deep storm laden oceans of wonder in which we plumb the beauty and transcendence that is the magic of the up-stroked sixteenth note as plucked by the hand of MR. EDWARD VAN HALEN!!!!
    that inspirational translation is a purely personal transcription of that which is personally transcribed in a way, which is possibly a medium in which we can all relate at some remote transcription from within our own deep personal selves.

    I dig yo.

    [ May 25, 2002, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: seenbad ]
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    word... [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    "Jebe Ga"

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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by theodore templeman:
    Corrosively we conduct our speculative rambling much to the amusement and discontent of the throngs and masses.
    I disagree. It is communitive and heartfelt drudgery bringing about spiritualism and oneness of true musical comingtogetherness between different parsecs of the musical cultural awareness of our consticting secular society.

    But it is the lightning rod of the demonically evil power chord strangled out of the wrung neck of a whimpering Frankenhooker Stratbastard with humbucking pickups weeping a brown secretion known only as THE RIFF. It is at the feet of this Guitar God that we see liquid pools of rock n' roll ejaculate forming and gleefully we swan dive into the bacterialogical mire and frolick diregarding the need for any kind of synthetic protection.
    Hard to differ with that given our sociologic and all together submisseve and awestruck position with giving flattering and inspired recognition inside a community based on a community touched by the pure genious of the so called evil and ejaculate riff... synthetic protection is outside of the scope of such purely produced rhetoric and encpasulated chaos due entirely to the purity within which it was created in its most naturalistic form.

    Friends, I invite you to join me in worship and reverence for the umbilical thoughts of the intoxicated sailor: The sailor who sails the deep, deep storm laden oceans of wonder in which we plumb the beauty and transcendence that is the magic of the up-stroked sixteenth note as plucked by the hand of MR. EDWARD VAN HALEN!!!!
    that inspirational translation is a purely personal transcription of that which is personally transcribed in a way, which is possibly a medium in which we can all relate at some remote transcription from within our own deep personal selves.

    I dig yo.
    </font>[/QUOTE]whoa....That was fuckin awsome!

    Now will someone please tell me what the fuck they just said! [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    FULL TIME LURKER

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    I thought Carl Sagan was dead
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

    "What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14

    Howard Dean for President 2012. YEEEAAARRRGGGHHH!

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    Originally posted by Dirtymovie:
    Crank the tunes and pass the bong, dude! [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    Like the name!

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    Taken into consideration that the dimentional shift of conscienceness departed from the south end of a north bound bull... the simple conclusion is arrived at:

    Bullshit = Bullshit
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    Donor

    Originally posted by theodore templeman:
    But it is the lightning rod of the demonically evil power chord strangled out of the wrung neck of a whimpering Frankenhooker Stratbastard with humbucking pickups weeping a brown secretion known only as THE RIFF.

    This sounds to me like it could also be a dog stuck in a barb wire fence puking his guts out.

    It is at the feet of this Guitar God that we see liquid pools of rock n' roll ejaculate forming and gleefully

    Very descriptive yet messy here, either way pull out the mop.

    we swan dive into the bacterialogical mire and frolick diregarding the need for any kind of synthetic protection.

    Use a rubber and you won't get Herpes

    Friends, I invite you to join me in worship and reverence for the umbilical thoughts of the intoxicated sailor: The sailor who sails the deep, deep storm laden oceans of wonder in which we plumb the beauty and transcendence that is the magic of the up-stroked sixteenth note as plucked by the hand of MR. EDWARD VAN HALEN!!!!
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    Sounds like either Jim Morrison is alive and faked his death, or someone just bought a copy of "An American Prayer", and felt the need to spew forth the ejaculate from thyne lips (of fingers in this case). Either way,

    SALUTE!
    ExpandedConsciousness:

    WOW!!! HOLYFUCKINGFUCK!!! What kind of Twilight Zone am I living in? What kind of Viagra-Testosterone mix are these 50 year old + guys on? I never thought I'd hear another Dave and Eddie album again. If I did, I thought it would be a mid-paced affair like the Rolling Stones or later day AC/DC. After the TATTOO single I was ready for a poppy album from old guys, with a few nods to harder rock (She's A Woman and Bullethead) and I would have been happy with that.

    I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE GETTING A FULL-THROTTLE HARD ROCK, HEAVY METAL, BALLS TO THE WALL, FUCKING VAN HALEN THRASH METAL ALBUM!!!

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    I'm thinking we're now seeing the reason that Eddie said "Sorry Ted, but we wanted to do this record ourselves," back in '86.....

    BUT PASS SOME OF THAT SHIT OVER HERE, THEO!!!!!

    You too, seen. Sounds like you have a better stash than Templeman.....

    Q: Recording the album took so long your Australian tour last year was cancelled. What was it like in the studio? There's a history of tension between you and Eddie Van Halen...

    DLR: It was like a stand off in a Chuck Norris movie. We each had the laser dot on everybody's forehead waiting for the other guy to blink. Except for Wolfie, he had a Super Soaker ...

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    I began playing at age eight - Blues Only due to my Father's wishes. In 1983 I purchased my first VH album - Fair Warning. Since, I have studied the ways of The Master, always shunning the Dark Side(Vai, Yngwie). I am know 30. I play a Marshall 100 watt stack cranked to eleven through my saber and can play as well as anyone you might hear today. No effects, no nothing. Just a guitar and a cord. The Master has shown me on several occasions that's all you need.

    I no longer play with a band - career and family won't allow it. But do still practice the ancient art of "Ball's to the wall - kick ass guitar playing" as The Master instructed me to do so.

    Those of you who are promising - We need you. The Dark Side has stricken rock music in a way that none of us expected. "I can't do that", "That guy is too good, I might as well not try", "Nobody can play like him" - has led to Creed, Limp Bisdick, The WHOLE Seattle Movement, etc....

    Purchase "VH1", "The Jimi Hendrix Experience", "Walls of Fire", "One More For/From the Road." Play as The Master's do and don't be coerced by the Dark Side's rumblings that you will never be as good.

    It is up to you, my young Jedi's, to place guitar playing back on the map of popular music and to put these bunch of no talent, no dues payed, no- songwriting bunch of yahoo's back on the street where they belong.

    May The Force Be With You

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    Yeeeeehaw!! Looks like another enthusiastic addition to the guitar forum. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    Good to have ya here billy!

    Hecubus- I had a lil' drink on that night.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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