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    Default "Injecting olive oil or any liquid into penises is extremely risky,"

    Call it Tommy Lee syndrome...

    Size-obsessed Thai men warned on penis injections Fri May 13, 4:26 AM ET

    Thailand's health ministry warned size-obsessed men on Friday to avoid trying to enlarge their penises with liquid injections, saying it could cause deformities.

    The warning followed media reports that male teenagers in central Thailand had rushed to have their penises injected with olive oil or other liquids.

    "Injecting olive oil or any liquid into penises is extremely risky," Chatri Banchuin, chief of the Department of Medical Services, said after his office issued the public warning.

    "By the time they know what actually happened, it is too late," he told Reuters. The practice of injecting liquids -- everything from paraffin to lubricant gel -- has gone on for decades, surgeons say, but their patients are getting younger.

    "More and more patients are school age boys, not men in their 30s or 40s like in the past," said urologist Wachira Kochawkarn of Bangkok's Ramathibodi Hospital.

    "At my hospital alone, I treat one or two patients a day who have such problems. Imagine the total number across the country?"

    The public health warning issued earlier week urged men to be happy with their natural size.

    "Sex satisfaction does not depend on penis size, but it involves love and mutual understanding," the ministry said.
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    "Sex satisfaction does not depend on penis size, but it involves love and mutual understanding," the ministry said.


    That is spoken like someone who is hung like a mouse!
    "Maybe I was the only one, but I really felt like we could surprise these guys. Obviously, that was not the case."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BottomzUp
    "Sex satisfaction does not depend on penis size, but it involves love and mutual understanding," the ministry said.


    That is spoken like someone who is hung like a mouse!
    Size doesn't matter, it's the motion in the ocean I say.
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    Yeah yeah yeah lol......or it's not the size of the wand...it's the magician that's behind it!
    "Maybe I was the only one, but I really felt like we could surprise these guys. Obviously, that was not the case."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BottomzUp
    Yeah yeah yeah lol......or it's not the size of the wand...it's the magician that's behind it!

    Well shit, just call me David Copperfield!
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    I'm no John Holmes either but there ain't no way I'm injecting anything in my dong. There are some things in life that are just universal truths. Not shooting things into your penis is at the top of that list.

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    "I swear baby, it's not mine" ~Austin Powers

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece

    "I swear baby, it's not mine" ~Austin Powers

    Is that for Onterrio Smith's cousin, too, Sucka? LOL
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    If you inject olive oil in your penis urine for a big surprise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SactoFan
    Is that for Onterrio Smith's cousin, too, Sucka? LOL
    LMFAO!!! Wait till Vike sees that one.

    Nice one by the way Sasquatch. You're a regular Johnny Carson bro.
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    Thanks Sucka. I'm here to please Sucka...and to talk VH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch
    If you inject olive oil in your penis urine for a big surprise!
    Yes you are. It wont work and you end up getting the shaft.

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    *rimshot*

    Thank you folks that was Junior. He can be seen at the Laugh Factory on tuesday and thursday night's.

    Try the veal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece
    *rimshot*

    Thank you folks that was Junior. He can be seen at the Laugh Factory on tuesday and thursday night's.

    Try the veal.
    Stay away for the weinerschnitzel. I understand the flavor is modified with olive oil.

 

 

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