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    Default Renee Zelleweger and Kenny Chesney Married!


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    WOW!!! They could have the most over-rated kids of all time.

    I'll just file this in the "Who gives a shit" bin.

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    This dosen't bother me as much as Affleck infecting Jennifer Garner with his demon seed.
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    I'll give this marriage 2 years tops. Only b/c Renee will probably whither away to dust in less time. If she had more "meat" on her bones the marriage would probably last alittle longer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman
    I'll give this marriage 2 years tops. Only b/c Renee will probably whither away to dust in less time. If she had more "meat" on her bones the marriage would probably last alittle longer...
    I'll agree with this statement.

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    6 months...tops
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    I don't see this lasting, although i didn't think Zeta Jones and what's his name wouldn't have lasted this long.

    She just dumped Jack White btw.
    Dealing with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rchop84
    I don't see this lasting, although i didn't think Zeta Jones and what's his name wouldn't have lasted this long.

    She just dumped Jack White btw.
    Am I the only one who thinks Renee Zellwhat-the fuck-ever is ugly as hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junior
    Am I the only one who thinks Renee Zellwhat-the fuck-ever is ugly as hell?
    I wouldn't go so far to say ugly as hell, but she's not all that either. She kind of looks like Jewel without the jacked up teeth to me.
    Dealing with it.

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    I think Kenny just comitted career suicide. He had women eating out of the palm of his hand. The worm will turn and it'll bite him right on the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rchop84
    I wouldn't go so far to say ugly as hell, but she's not all that either. She kind of looks like Jewel without the jacked up teeth to me.
    I got 2 kinds of hot.

    1. Movie Star Hot - Women who are undeniably fine. When compared to other famous "beautiful people" or the general public, they hold up.

    2. Seven Eleven Hot - Would'nt hold their own when compared to hot celebs, but if you saw em in Seven Eleven buying nacho's....oh man!

    Renee Zellwhatever - is neither to me.

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    I'm with ya jr.
    Looks like she fell down the ugly tree and hit her mouth on every branch.

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    Zellweger always looks like she just got finished eating a bag of limes. Hound. She was cute in Jerry Maguire then lost it.
    Affleck and Garner on the other hand better pray for a boy, because that kid will "look like a man, bay-bee"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Junior
    Am I the only one who thinks Renee Zellwhat-the fuck-ever is ugly as hell?
    No you aren't. Personally, I wouldn't piss on her if she were on fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junior
    Am I the only one who thinks Renee Zellwhat-the fuck-ever is ugly as hell?
    yeah, that's one funny-lookin' broad.

 

 

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