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    This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    Fuck you, Gwen Stefani.

    If I have to have this goddamn song stuck in my head then the rest of you fuckers do, too.

    I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GIRL!

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    What a stupid song.

    Has she done ANYTHING that isn't irritating?

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    This song frustrates the hell out of me....just what is she yapping about?!????

    I did a little digging and found this nugget and most excellent pic....




    This Shit Is Bananas’
    A probing analysis of Gwen Stefani’s ‘Hollaback Girl’


    by GREG STACY



    Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl” is one of the most baffling pieces of music of the modern age. It’s got something to do with cheerleaders—that much is clear, judging from the chanting and the marching band that’s honking and tooting in the background. Beyond that, good luck deciphering the song’s ambiguities. We were so vexed by the mystery that is “Hollaback Girl” that we have devoted countless hours to its study. Our conclusions are below. The first thing you should know, though, is that Gwen is not singing “I ain’t no Harlem fat girl”—at least, we don’t think she is.

    Uh huh, this my shit
    Gwen is introducing us to her shit.

    All the girls stomp your feet like this
    This talk of shit and stomping has nothing to do with actually stepping on feces. But what does it mean? From a reading of the later text, we can conclude that the song takes place in the world of high school athletics, and that Gwen is apparently leading the girls in a calisthenics exercise. The “shit,” we surmise, is what she calls the exercises she’s teaching the other girls.

    A few times I’ve been around that track
    So it’s not just gonna happen like that
    Here, Gwen exhorts the girls to try harder as they jog around the track, reminding them that physical fitness is “not just gonna happen,” but must be worked at.

    Cause I ain’t no hollaback girl
    I ain’t no hollaback girl
    These lines are the most confusing, but their meaning will become clearer later.

    Oooh, this my shit, this my shit
    Gwen repeats this four more times. She wants to make sure that we are well acquainted with her shit.

    I heard that you were talking shit
    And you didn’t think that I would hear it
    Gwen has been the victim of some slanderous high school gossip, and she doesn’t appreciate it. Gwen is 35 years old sliding into MILF status at this point, but we’ll grant her some poetic license.

    People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
    So I’m ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
    Gwen is going to round up a “posse” of her girlfriends and retaliate against the person who’s been talking “smack” about her.

    Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
    Gwen is going to beat up the person who wronged her, after she completes the cheerleading routine that will inspire the football team to score a touchdown. Gwen has interesting priorities.

    That’s right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up
    It seems the entire cheerleading squad is going to beat up the person who spoke ill of Gwen; they have put down their pom-poms, and they are now “fired up” to exact swift and terrible vengeance on Gwen’s behalf.

    A few times I’ve been around that track
    So it’s not just gonna happen like that
    Cause I ain’t no hollaback girl
    I ain’t no hollaback girl
    Gwen is apparently the captain of the cheerleader squad; she is the girl who “hollas” the chants, not one of the girls who simply “hollas” them back. Given that the squad is preparing to beat somebody up on Gwen’s behalf, she’s picked a strange time to remind them that she is their leader and they are her sheep-like followers. Gwen obviously rules her squad with an iron fist.

    Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [repeated four times]
    Again with the shit.

    So that’s right dude, meet me at the bleachers
    No principals, no student-teachers
    Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
    So I’m gonna fight, gonna give it my all
    We learn that it was a “dude” who gossiped about Gwen. She challenges him to a fight at the bleachers. If he imagines it will be a fair, one-on-one fight, he is sadly mistaken. Gwen and her aforementioned “pack” will pounce on him like rabid wolves.

    Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
    That’s right, I’m the last one standing, another one bites the dust
    Gwen’s pack of furious cheerleaders leaves the boy a quivering, bloody heap behind the bleachers for the groundskeeper to discover the next day.

    A few times I’ve been around that track
    So it’s not just gonna happen like that
    Cause I ain’t no hollaback girl
    I ain’t no hollaback girl
    Having completed their ghastly work, Gwen’s squad members return to the field and resume their cheerleading activities, as Gwen reminds them once more that she is the boss and they are all her bitches.

    Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [repeated four times]
    By calling her exercise routines “shit,” Gwen is showing us that for all her bravado, the character in this song secretly suffers from profound self-esteem issues. She is a complex antiheroine for an age of changing gender attitudes and expectations.

    Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S
    Here, Gwen steps away from this bloody spectacle for a moment to comment on the madness and ugliness of what we’ve just witnessed, and, by extension, the petty rivalries of high school in general. This shit is bananas, Gwen tells us, and we can only agree. And lest we miss the point, she spells it out. And repeats it another three times.

    A few times I’ve been around that track
    So it’s not just gonna happen like that
    Cause I ain’t no hollaback girl
    I ain’t no hollaback girl
    Back on the field, Gwen is still bullying the squad to carry out her routines. But now we see her in a new light, as the sad, lost creature she truly is.

    Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [repeated four times]
    As the song fades out, Gwen is left only with her “shit,” the mindless exercises that bring her no comfort from the raging emptiness within. As much as she “hollas,” no one hears her cries for help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis



    This Shit Is Bananas’
    She needs...


    Nevermind.

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    A fellow carpooler has that CD and that song drives me bananas

    Nice pic Dennis...
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    I remember when the song was called "Hey Mickey"....

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    Gwen is cute but she really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, needs to think about breast-implants.....

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    I'll gladly take her "as is"!!!

    I like her tiny breast-cicles!

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    Hey, that's your all's opinion on the song. Mine is that it kicks ass, and I don't give a crap if you all think that it's the shittiest song to come out since an *NSYNC song! In fact, it's on full blast on my TV right now!

    FEW TIMES I'VE BEEN AROUND THIS TRACK, SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT, CUZ I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GIRL!!!!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    Gwen is cute but she really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, needs to think about breast-implants.....

    You said it! LOL

    I was about to!

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    Gwen never really did anything for me, and her music is annoying. I did like Don't Speak though. Good tune!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    Gwen is cute but she really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, needs to think about breast-implants.....
    Yup....you said a mouthful, which is all she has right now!!

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    What a coincidence...I happen to hear this song today and thinking to myself that this is like a bad record player repeating itself. Gwen's first 2 singles surprisingly I was able to tolerate but this song is pure torture.
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    Wayne: ...and uh...VAN HALEN!!!
    Garth: Wow. Van Halen. Who else?
    Bobby: Yeah, who else?
    Wayne: Uh, an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

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    Used to love her when she RAWKED...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    I remember when the song was called "Hey Mickey"....
    Saw the video yesterday and thought that same thing...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

 

 

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