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    Paris, a gorilla, and EVH???

    I doubt she realizes EVH is having his legal team prepare a lawsuit against her at this very moment but...I saw this pic (#3) on maximonline today and thought some of you would be interested.
    http://www.maximonline.com/girlfriend_of_day/
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    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    OneWay, thanks for posting the pic. I was just being lazy.
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    She is so damn skinny, its disgusting.

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    "That's hot."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Space_Cowboy
    She is so damn skinny, its disgusting.
    At least someone else agrees with me on that. She is a big skank and to top it all off, she's not hot! She's about as whorey as a person can get. Eddie Van Halen should sue her ass.
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    Her 15 minutes were up a LONG time ago, IMHO.

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    Thats that X-Large store..you were able to get an "updated" version of the shoes, that Im not kicking myself for not getting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    "That's hot."
    Classic!

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    Someone needs to force feed that girl some biscuts 'n gravy STAT!!

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    Man, I thought I was alone in wondering what the BFD is with this Hilton chick is. Oh, sue her ass off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VHPoundcake
    She is a big skank and about as whorey as a person can get.
    My type of woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave CanSing
    My type of woman.
    I'm sure alot of us feel that way, but won't admit it, I sure as hell do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    Ok, here's what should be on her "To Do" list:
    1. She needs to sleep, so her eyes don't look so droopy.
    2. She needs to gain about 50 lbs, so she doesn't look like the skeleton of a bastard child of David Lee Roth and Loni Anderson.
    3. She needs to take off that shirt! I don't even think she knows who VH is!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    What Paris needs first is a face transplant.
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

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    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

 

 

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