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    Default need some help here.

    lately, i've been struggling with this whole "million ways to make love" thing.

    like most men, i think a lot about sex.

    every second thought, to be exact.

    but a MILLION WAYS??

    hell, even when i go through the entire Kama Sutra and Tantric thing i can't break into four figures.

    it's like... i get to 673 and, bam, i hit the wall.

    anybody else experience this?

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    Classic.

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    I think he had to've gotten into thinking about other species to hit a million
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    Have you tried doing it with.....someone else???
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    ANOTHER HOSTILE TAKEOVER COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    That sure is some serious doo-doo.....

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    I think you have taken those lyrics far too seriously.

    I mean, he's just saying a million ways...not really meaning it.

    I think, if you asked sammy about it, he'd agree with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo Van Newhouse
    Have you tried doing it with.....someone else???
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    If there's a million ways to make love, why is there only 50 ways to leave your lover?
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    someone else...
    Now you tell me.

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    I find the statement "there's only one way to rock" to be kind of fascistic, myself!

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    Default yep.

    i even included mental masturbation.

    but, i'm pretty sure this could not be considered actual sex act.

 

 

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