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  • Shotgun

    8 40.00%
  • Cricket/Baseball Bat

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  • Hanzo Samurai Sword

    5 25.00%
  • Flamethrower

    0 0%
  • Chainsaw

    1 5.00%
  • AK-47

    4 20.00%
  • Your Fists

    1 5.00%
  • BRAINNNNNNNNNS

    1 5.00%
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    What Weapon Do YOU Choose for the Zombie Apocalypse?

    LINK:Fake story but fun nonetheless!

    Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

    Canine sacrificed by locals to ward off evil spirits.
    There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

    After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

    Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

    This May Help You On Your Way!
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    The sword....btw, best poll question EVER!
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    I wish you could really buy a Hanzo sword.

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    I said the Hanzo Sword.

    Everything else is just going to piss them off. The undead don't fuck around. A shotguns only good as long as your ammo lasts. But a Hanzo Sword...man thats a party.

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    Yeah, but you have to get pretty close to them to use a sword. The shotgun is the universal zombie killer. My 2nd pick is the AK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perrott
    Yeah, but you have to get pretty close to them to use a sword. The shotgun is the universal zombie killer. My 2nd pick is the AK
    True, but your typical suburban zombie is notoriously slow. I would think with the poor reflexes that a sword could be pretty handy.

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    Thats true too, I have a small Japanese sword I've had since I was a kid just sitting there waiting for some zombie skull to slash into!

    Where would be your hiding place? I'm thinking I would lug the fridge onto the roof, and perch on there, dropping rocks onto what ever zombie decided to stroll up my driveway

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    Samurai sword can go to hell, that's what I'd go with:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Perrott
    Thats true too, I have a small Japanese sword I've had since I was a kid just sitting there waiting for some zombie skull to slash into!

    Where would be your hiding place? I'm thinking I would lug the fridge onto the roof, and perch on there, dropping rocks onto what ever zombie decided to stroll up my driveway
    No hiding place. I would take a more active roll in the Zombie resistance. Hunting them down, setting traps, traveling from town to town killing zombies and impregnating the women, cuz ya know, we have to ensure the survival of the human race.

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    I love shotguns but there aren't enough rounds plus I like the range. The perfect weapon would be a Bushmaster .306 w/12X scope.
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    Well if we're talking about big guns...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishar McLeud
    Well if we're talking about big guns...

    Sure, it's fun, but you're out of ammo in 30 seconds. A handful of zombies? Sure, but then you have to reload, if you are facing a city of zombies then you are going to burn through all of your ammo in a few minutes....then what?
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    OK, 30 seconds would be enough with this


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishar McLeud
    OK, 30 seconds would be enough with this

    Sure, but now your looking at mobility issues. We all really got to see the big picture here.

    Imagine you're walking down the street with one of those. Next thing you know, Zombies are up your ass from all directions. From the tree tops, the sewers, behing fences, everywhere! Sure you'll be able to take out the zombies in front of you but what about the ones hiding? Or right behind you. Or even right next to you. Then what? You can't shoot again because they're on your ass. AND you can't run because you got a rocket launcher strapped to ya!

    Zombies are slow and dumb but they're sneaky little bastards. You need to be able to fight AND run.
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    I've found a permanent solution to this problem! Here it is:



    Just let her open her mouth. All zombies will just melt down

 

 

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