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    Old People Sure Do Love Jagermeister

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    That stuff is nasty! Tastes like a combo of cold medicine and black liquerish (sp?)
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    Last edited by sixstring; 04.28.05 at 07:13 AM.
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    Pure, concentrated EVIL in liquid form.
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    Good stuff.

    I understand why everyone hates it though. I feel the same way about Rum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    Pure, concentrated EVIL in liquid form.
    Yea six... You got that right.
    A couple of friends came over one night and were hanging out drinking beer and playing cards. We had a bottle of "gagabastard" in the freezer and decided to find the bottom of it. Well....we did Later that night my bud left to pick up his wife from work .....uh, I know not good. He decided to go to Mcdonalds to soak up the booze so wifey wouldn't know how tanked he was. As he was waiting in the drive thru, the car in front of him was taking their time flirting with the cashier. He honked and yelled but they didn't respond fast enough so......He floors it and rams in the back of the car The car then moves foreward and my jagered-up bud proceeds to get the guys out of the car to show them how he felt about them. He popped one guy but the 2nd one slammed him. The cops came and luckily one of the cops was my buds bro. They calmed all down and no charges were pressed.......all over a bottle of jager.
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    horible stuff. spewed my guts up at a mates 21st because of it..
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    I like the liquerish (or is that liquor-ish?) taste. It's my shot of choice.
    But it will make you ten feet tall and bullet proof - as axebrian pointed
    out, so I guess that's why it apparently requires the experience of a
    seasoned pro to handle it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by axebrian
    Yea six... You got that right.
    A couple of friends came over one night and were hanging out drinking beer and playing cards. We had a bottle of "gagabastard" in the freezer and decided to find the bottom of it. Well....we did Later that night my bud left to pick up his wife from work .....uh, I know not good. He decided to go to Mcdonalds to soak up the booze so wifey wouldn't know how tanked he was. As he was waiting in the drive thru, the car in front of him was taking their time flirting with the cashier. He honked and yelled but they didn't respond fast enough so......He floors it and rams in the back of the car The car then moves foreward and my jagered-up bud proceeds to get the guys out of the car to show them how he felt about them. He popped one guy but the 2nd one slammed him. The cops came and luckily one of the cops was my buds bro. They calmed all down and no charges were pressed.......all over a bottle of jager.
    I've had MANY a similar evening...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    I like the liquerish (or is that liquor-ish?) taste. It's my shot of choice.
    But it will make you ten feet tall and bullet proof - as axebrian pointed
    out, so I guess that's why it apparently requires the experience of a
    seasoned pro to handle it.
    Oh, believe me, I've been seasoned, or rather, pickled by that stuff way too many times. It's actually a great buzz but I swear there's something "other" than alcohol in there because of the HORRENDOUS hang-overs it causes.

    Had a HALF a shot (and of courdse a few beers) a few weeks ago and it KILLED me the next morning...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    The older version of this stuff still available in some other countries is opium based. Watch out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    I It's my shot of choice.
    But it will make you ten feet tall and bullet proof - as axebrian pointed
    out, so I guess that's why it apparently requires the experience of a
    seasoned pro to handle it.
    At last! Another pro.

    My shot of choice also. In fact, I don't do shots at all anymore unless it's Jager.

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    i love jager when it's chilled to 31 degrees and there are ice crystals forming. Those jager dispensing machines are a godsend!!! i loooooooooooooooooooooooves my jager!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring
    Oh, believe me, I've been seasoned, or rather, pickled by that stuff way too many times. It's actually a great buzz but I swear there's something "other" than alcohol in there because of the HORRENDOUS hang-overs it causes.

    Had a HALF a shot (and of courdse a few beers) a few weeks ago and it KILLED me the next morning...
    You know, I think it's the beer - or mixing the beer with liquor.
    I've gone out many a time and had nothing but vodka/Redbull
    and beenfine the next day (apart from some sluggishness), but
    whenever I throw beer into the mix with even just a shot or two,
    headpound city.

    Like Jr, said about rum, usta drink it, but these days I don't see
    how anyone does it, esp. with Coke. Yuck. In fact, mixing
    Coke with any drink is a bad idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    That stuff is nasty! Tastes like a combo of cold medicine and black liquerish (sp?)
    Yep...my sentiments EXACTLY!!! I can't STAND the taste of licorice!
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