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    Default Tom Cruise, You BASTARD!!!!

    Tom Cruise is dating Katie Holmes.

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to drop my meds.

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    The worst part is I can't go gay either because if I did, Tom would be my guy.

    I can't win either way. Crap,crapcrapcrap.....
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    DAMN YOU, KATIE HOLMES!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    Have you seen the movie "The Gift"?? Has a lovely scene of Ms.Holmes wearing nothing but white cotton panties ....*pardon me while I faint*

    Yeah that definately sucks ass, I thought she was still engaged to that one guy from American Pie...

    Oh well, I'll guess she'll just be nothing more than a 5 star wet dream for me *sigh*

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    I guess she doesn't care about low sperm count.

    Dan Halen is going to be very upset.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrussou812
    Yeah that definately sucks ass, I thought she was still engaged to that one guy from American Pie...
    She was engaged to Chris Klein for about a year, but they never even had a wedding date, so they just broke it off because they never even got to planning for a wedding!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovus
    I guess she doesn't care about low sperm count.

    Dan Halen is going to be very upset.
    That bastard! I've already checked into therapy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    The worst part is I can't go gay either because if I did, Tom would be my guy.

    I can't win either way. Crap,crapcrapcrap.....
    Are you sure Elton John wouldn't, "Tickle your fancy"?


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    At least he moved up from that Cruz crap. Penelope has to be part grey alien.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrussou812
    Have you seen the movie "The Gift"?? Has a lovely scene of Ms.Holmes wearing nothing but white cotton panties ....*pardon me while I faint*


    Yes, we know what the real "gift" was in that movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    The worst part is I can't go gay either because if I did, Tom would be my guy.

    I can't win either way. Crap,crapcrapcrap.....
    Did you mean to say that? lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow
    Yes, we know what the real "gift" was in that movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    Did you mean to say that? lol.
    SB, want me to put a "Cliff" spin on what he meant??

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    Well, ya seeeeee, dare was once dis guy ya know, and he said dis thing about..
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