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    I heard an absolute true classic at pub yesterday. They call me Daytipper there because I'm usually there noon to six. My buddy Big C is usually there seven to closing time. Big C is a jovial biker and kinda looks like Santa, if Santa was from Canarsie.

    A couple of nights ago Big C is on a real bender, gets hungry and wants to play it safe by not driving home. The bartender said he almost saw a lightbulb go off over Big C's head as he orders another drink and says "I'll be right back". He comes back, drains his drink and says goodnight. They follow him out and what does he do?

    He orders a pizza to go next door and has the driver deliver him with it to his house.
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    Classic! Absolutely brilliant. It might not be cheaper than a cab but you get something to chow down on when you get home.
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    I thought it was brilliant. Who would think of ordering a pizza and having themselves delivered back home from the bar with it. Classic.

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    It would suck if the guy had a few pizzas to deliver before yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150
    It would suck if the guy had a few pizzas to deliver before yours.
    Or if the pizza guy accidently dropped you off at a sorority house on nickel draft beer night by accident.


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    Didi he tip the driver?
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning
    Didi he tip the driver?
    Yeah, that's another caveat. A cab would have cost him $20. This way he was delivered, with grub and tip for the same amount.

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    Hmmm...if only the delivery person was a female! He would have hit for the cycle
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    That is one of the greatest ideas I have ever heard...
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