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    Rock On with TV Theme Songs

    Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
    But I've been seen with Farrah.
    I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.

    I've been on fire with Sally Field,
    Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
    But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

    It's a death defyin' life I lead,
    I take my chances.
    I die for a livin' in the movies and Tv.
    But the hardest thing I ever do,
    Is watch my leadin' ladies,
    Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

    I might fall from a tall buildin',
    I might roll a brand new car.
    'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

    I've never spent much time in school,
    But I taught ladies plenty.
    It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

    I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
    Blown up for Raquel Welch.
    But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

    I might jump an open drawbridge,
    Or Tarzan from a vine.
    'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Eastwood look so fine.

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    When I wake up in the morning
    And the clock lets out a warning
    I don't think I'll ever make it on time
    By the time I got my books I give myself a look
    I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus slide by

    It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell

    If the teacher pops a test I know I'm a mess
    And my dog ate all my homework last night
    Ridin low in my chair she won't know tha t I'm there
    If I can hand it in tomorrw it'll be alright

    It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
    It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
    It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.

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    You take the good, you take the bad,
    You take them both and there you have
    The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life

    There's a time you got to go and show
    You're growin' now you know about
    The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life

    When the world never seems
    To be livin up to your dreams
    And suddenly you're finding out
    The Facts of Life are all about you, you

    It takes a lot to get 'em right
    When you're learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life)
    Learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life)
    Learning the Facts of Life

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    Just two good old boys,
    Never meaning no harm.
    Beats all you ever you saw,
    Been in trouble with the law
    Since the day they were born.

    Straightening the curves,
    Flattenin the hill.
    Someday the mountain
    Might get them but the law never will.

    Makin their way-
    The only way they know how
    That's just a little bit more
    Than the law will allow.
    Makin their way-,
    The only way they know how.
    That's just a little bit more
    Than the law will allow.

    Just two good old boys
    Couldn't change if they could.
    Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods.

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    Na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
    Na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
    Na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
    Na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
    BATMAN!
    BATMAN!
    BATMAN!

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    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
    A tale of a fateful trip
    That started from this tropic port
    Aboard this tiny ship.
    The mate was a mighty sailing man,
    The skipper brave and sure.
    Five passengers set sail that day
    For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
    The weather started getting rough,
    The tiny ship was tossed,
    If not for the courage of the fearless crew
    The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.
    The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
    With Gilligan
    The Skipper too,
    The millionaire and his wife,
    The movie star
    The professor and Mary Ann,
    Here on Gilligans Isle.
    So this is the talel of the castways,
    They're here for a long, long time,
    They'll have to make the best of things,
    It's an uphill climb.
    The first mate and the Skipper too,
    Will do their very best,
    To make the others comfortable,
    In the tropic island nest.
    No phone, no lights no motor cars,
    Not a single luxury,
    Like Robinson Crusoe,
    As primative as can be.
    So join us here each week my freinds,
    You're sure to get a smile,
    From seven stranded castways,
    Here on "Gilligan's Isle."
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

    www.geocaching.com - The site where you are the search engine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

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    Green acres is the place for me.
    Farm livin' is the life for me.
    Land spreadin' out so far and wide.
    Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.


    New York is where I'd rather stay.
    I get allergic smelling hay.
    I just adore a penthouse view.
    Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.


    ...The chores.
    ...The stores.
    ...Fresh air.
    ...Times Square


    You are my wife.
    Good bye, city life.
    Green Acres we are there.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Through early morning fog I see
    Visions of the things to be,
    The pains that are withheld for me,
    I realize and I can see...

    That suicide is painless,
    It brings on many changes
    And I can take or leave it if I please.

    The game of life is hard to play,
    I'm going to loose it anyway,
    The loosin' card I'll someday lay;
    So this is all I have to say...

    That suicide is painless,
    It brings on many changes
    And I can take or leave it if I please.

    The only way to win is cheat
    And lay it down before I'm beat
    And to another give my seat
    For that's the only painless feat.

    That suicide is painless,
    It brings on many changes
    And I can take or leave it if I please.
    And you can do the same thing if you please.

    Rock the Red!!!

    "Give Doc the shotgun. They're less apt to get nervy if he's on the street howitzer."

    "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

    Save a Terrapin - Fear a Turtle

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    Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
    Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

    Wouldn't you like to get away?

    Sometimes you want to go

    Where everybody knows your name,
    and they're always glad you came.
    You wanna be where you can see,
    our troubles are all the same
    You wanna be where everybody knows
    Your name.

    You wanna go where people know,
    people are all the same,
    You wanna go where everybody knows
    your name.

    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    This is it. This is it.
    This is life, the one you get
    So go and have a ball.

    This is it. This is it
    Straight ahead and rest assured
    You can’t be sure at all.

    So while you’re here enjoy the view
    Keep on doing what you do
    So hold on tight we'll muddle through
    One day at a time, One day at a time.

    So up on your feet. Up on your feet
    Somewhere there’s music playing.
    Don’t you worry none
    We’ll just take it like it comes.

    One day at a time, one day at a time.
    One day at a time, one day at a time.
    One day at a time, one day at a time.
    One day at a time, one day at a time.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    You take the good, you take the bad,
    You take them both and there you have
    The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life

    There's a time you got to go and show
    You're growin' now you know about
    The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life

    When the world never seems
    To be livin up to your dreams
    And suddenly you're finding out
    The Facts of Life are all about you, you

    It takes a lot to get 'em right
    When you're learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life)
    Learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life)
    Learning the Facts of Life
    I miss that show! I used to watch it every night on Nick at Night!!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    Quote Originally Posted by evhslilhottie
    I miss that show! I used to watch it every night on Nick at Night!!
    I believe it is available on DVD. Hook yourself up!
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    Good Times.
    Any time you meet a payment.
    Good Times.
    Any time you need a friend.
    Good Times.
    Any time you're out from under.

    Not getting hastled, not getting hustled.
    Keepin' your head above water,
    Making a wave when you can.

    Temporary lay offs.
    Good Times.
    Easy credit rip offs.
    Good Times.
    Scratchin' and surviving.
    Good Times.
    Hangin in a chow line
    Good Times.
    Ain't we lucky we got 'em
    Good Times.

    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    IAMA I am a stage hand for big mainstream artists. (self.IAmA)

    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

 

 

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