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    Default The Horribly Bad Names Thread

    Inspired by the brief discussion in the pics thread......

    What are some really bad names you've seen/heard of?

    And I'm not talking like mine, Jan, for a guy. I mean like....

    There a German soccer player named Harry Koch. And his son's name is Robin. Robin Koch. That's pretty bad.
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    On a war memorial in Springfield, IL, there is the name "Harry Rash".

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    I girl I work with - who's name is pronounced "Jeneata" - spells it like
    genitals without the "ls": Genita (!?).

    Others:
    Dick Trickle
    Robert Wood Johnson
    Dick Sargeant (ironic that it was Dick Yorke who was the ass commander)
    Dick Butkus
    Flip Spiceland

    And off the subject, I've got a Harry Chapin. It's below my Harry Belafonte
    and just above my Harry Connick Jr.

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    My brother works with a girl called "Donna Sheesh", and his girlfriend used to work with a guy called " Wicky grobbler"
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    A couple of people that used to work with me.

    Rusty Roof
    Benton Bolt - He went by the name Bent Bolt

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    Knew a chick named urine . Pronounced to sound like "marine".
    But spelled it URINE !
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    Used to know a guy named "Bud Mann". I would always ask him
    if he was a 'genuine Bud man'. He never got it.

    Another friend of mine named Paul showed up once with a six pack of
    Schaeffer. I said "Who do you think you are, Paul Shaeffer?" I never saw
    him with a Shaeffer after that. Guess you had to be there...

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    My sis knows someone named "Pat McGroin."

    My brother used to know a chick in high school--I don't know how to spell it, but it was pronounced "Me Fuck."
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    Had a student named Trivia once...

    Went to middle school with a kid named Ping Pong...

    Worst case I've ever heard of is a kid my mother-in-law had in a class. Parents introduce her as "Fuh-molly" which sounds kinda cool and wierd until they told mother-in-law that "the doctor named her" and her name is spelled, you guessed it, FEMALE!!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Ashley Simpson. No kidding

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    Oh, I forgot. On the first day of Spanish class in freshman year of high school, there was a Latrina in my class. I assume she dropped out or something, she was never seen again after the first day.

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    My sister used to work with a guy called Richard Head.

    There was this teacher at our school called Mr Blows. I can still remember the chuckle us adolescents gave when they introduced him to us.
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    Garth: Wow. Van Halen. Who else?
    Bobby: Yeah, who else?
    Wayne: Uh, an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

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    Dan Patrick talks on the radio all the time about the priest at his church growing up.............Father Blowme !
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    Oh wow, I have seen alot of bad names working with kids as long as I have. Right now at my school we have a girl named Krayola, and a little boy at another school in town here is named Shithead.... you pronounce it.... Shi-Thea- ad. I have had a Tanzania, work with a Treeva Spradley..... just sounds funky to me. Have a kid named Rick Bick.... I could go on and on!
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    I had a teacher last semester named Vitalis Kyulule, he was from Tanzania. That's not a horrible name, but his first name is the same as a hair product. He was a really funny guy.

 

 

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