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    Small Wood Massager With Two Balls


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    That was something for the ladies, here's something for the guys: (Actual Amazon item but not work/safe to look at in front of others)

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=hpc&v=glance

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    lol...

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    Here's what happens if you combine the two items.. (Work/Safe link but definitely not safe to look at in front of others!) (Not for the squeamish either!)

    http://img135.echo.cx/img135/4461/vaginaani7uz.gif
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    Mr. Wood Massager With Two Balls

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    Pretend I didn't post this gift idea...

    http://www.keeper.com/

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    Customer quote:
    This is a great massager, I gave it to a special someone and now I'm the one getting some rest. The two balls make it easy to grip and control! Just be careful not to get any splinters.

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    Funny stuff!
    "I talked to the cancer. I told the f*cker the party was over" - Eddie Van Halen

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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    Here's what happens if you combine the two items.. (Work/Safe link but definitely not safe to look at in front of others!) (Not for the squeamish either!)

    http://img135.echo.cx/img135/4461/vaginaani7uz.gif
    You're a very bad man!

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    Did anyone read the customer review for the second product? "Use lubricant...until you develope toy callouses ."

    Yet more inventive ways for "jerkin' yer gheurkin".

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    LOL.. you smut mongers... I have one of the wooden massagers, they're great.. for running up and down the SPINE!!!!
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    Can someone loan me $195????

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel
    LOL.. you smut mongers... I have one of the wooden massagers, they're great.. for running up and down the SPINE!!!!

    I agree , great for getting the "kinks" out !

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    Ahhhhhhhh! Too funny.

    My friend actually got one of those vaginas (generic, not JJ-special) for his brithday from his girlfriend, but I think he lost it. I SWEAR, IT WASN'T ME!!
    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    A little more volume in the headphones please.

 

 

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