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    BUDAPEST (Reuters) - The Hungarian Interior Ministry looks set to allow prostitutes to tout for business in shopping malls, local media reported Tuesday.

    The ministry is thinking of allowing dedicated shopping centers where prostitutes could strike deals for sex as long as they move to a place of their own to carry out the transaction, the daily Nepszabadsag said.

    "There is nothing intrinsically wrong legally with an entertainment center without gratification," the newspaper quoted from a letter the ministry sent to the businessman who proposed to set up an "all-in-one" sex plaza.

    Hungary allows local governments to set so-called "zones of patience" for the country's up to 20,000 prostitutes, but no municipality has done so yet.

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    "Oh man, that's it, I'm goin', I'm fuckin' goin'."

    "I know, baby, you' dig it the most."
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    Chistmas shopping would be a whole lot nicer.

    For the U.S, change it to a strip club, throw in a casino and a bowling alley and I might never leave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    "Oh man, that's it, I'm goin', I'm fuckin' goin'."

    "I know, baby, you' dig it the most."




    ...MEEE TOOO!
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    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    "Oh man, that's it, I'm goin', I'm fuckin' goin'."

    "I know, baby, you' dig it the most."
    Hey TheresOnlyOneWay, You know what they put on french fries in Holland?
    The Barn Burned Down, Now I can See the Moon

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    Can mall shops be far behind?
    Here are some potential franchise names:

    The Whore Store
    Backrubs, Blowjobs, & Beyond
    Sears & Hofuck
    The County Meat
    Jamba Jism
    Sluts R Us
    Dick Filet
    BJ Penny
    The Cock Gobbler
    Cockbuster
    The Oldest Professionals
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    Glamour Cumshots
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    Starfucks
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    Fantastic Slams

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    Quote Originally Posted by extreme red roth
    Hey TheresOnlyOneWay, You know what they put on french fries in Holland?
    Mayonaise. I've seen it. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    Lucky for them. The only way to get laid in malls around here seems to be with other men, according to news reports. They just arrested 18 men, including a judge, for soliciting sex in the men's room.

 

 

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