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    LOL...there was a skit on SNL's weekend update about this just last Saturday.

    I'd say more...but what else is there to say?

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    Default bung-hole bleaching?

    I find it kind of hard to believe that someone would bleach their dirt star for looks. How many people look at a bung-hole any way??? I mean, enough to bleach the thing to make an impression to someone else.
    The article also says a side effect is constipation and skid marks. HAHA!!!
    Just go for it!

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    Why, WHY did I have to read that article whilst eating? I feel like I'm gonna puke
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    just turn down the lights her chocolate starfish is facing ya!...

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    This pretty much sums up the whole concept....


    "Suck a fat one, faggot."
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    why would anyone wanna bleach the rusty sheriff badge, especially given the possible side effects? i mean, im all for going downtown and all, but whether or not some chick bleaches her crinkle tart has no bearing on how long i stay down there.
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    Well I think it's the perfect gift for the woman who has everything. Great alternative to flowers and jewelry.

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    What's next? Crystal Turds, much like the Crystal Pepsi of yore?

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    Wouldn't it be easier to stick your butt in the washer with some Clorox? Hey, you could wash the whites at the same time!
    Oh boy, I can just see it now........
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    Not speaking from experience here, TT, but that would probably burn the bejesus out of you: Kind of like putting cologne on your 'nads, y'now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca
    why would anyone wanna bleach the rusty sheriff badge, especially given the possible side effects? i mean, im all for going downtown and all, but whether or not some chick bleaches her crinkle tart has no bearing on how long i stay down there.

    OHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GAWWWWWWWWD!!! ROFLMFAO..."crinkle tart"...I've now heard it all!!! Sisca, I'm glad you don't live closer. I think I'd have terminal gut rot from laughing with you around all the time.
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