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    Default funny - Britney Spears talks about marriage..

    I read this today in Time Magazine while waiting for my wife's kidney surgery to be done...

    "Before we got married we were on tour, and we were just like kids, ordering room service, saying, 'Let's go out tonight. Then, all of a sudden, you have this home, you have the kids [Federline's children Kaleb and Kori], you have to get the diapers, get the dog to the vet. It's this reality. Like omigod, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can't I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks."



    BUT~~
    And now, from the Washington Post ...

    Correction to This Article
    The quote was actually a spoof, written by a Philadelphia Daily News reporter, of an Allure interview with Spears. The spoof was then picked up as an actual quote by MSNBC.com.

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    LMAO. Wow. She'd say something like that, so I understand MSNBC's confusion.
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    I hope that pic isn't from recently, where she's pregnant!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    aw hell, i'd still do her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by evhslilhottie
    I hope that pic isn't from recently, where she's pregnant!
    From what I've read, she's not pregnant. She blasted the tabloids for saying she is. Who knows...sounds like the heroine is wearing off and she doesn't even know who or what she is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by evhslilhottie
    I hope that pic isn't from recently, where she's pregnant!
    That pic is year old, someone linked to buncha such pics of her without makeup. This one here is the best of them, too bad that thread is gone

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    I can see why they believed it. It's no more stupid than her comments
    about the president.

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    This thread should be "funny Britney Spears actually talks"

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    This is a recent pic. For those of you who don't lip-read, I will translate:

    "MOOOOOOOOOOO"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca
    aw hell, i'd still do her.
    Same here. lol. Hell, she would be good for a one night stand I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    This is a recent pic. For those of you who don't lip-read, I will translate:

    "MOOOOOOOOOOO"

    I wonder why your image didn't show



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    I used to be obsessed with Britney but lately I've lost interest in her. Katie Holmes is now my #1 woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Halen
    I used to be obsessed with Britney but lately I've lost interest in her. Katie Holmes is now my #1 woman.
    Me too. Michelle Branch is pregnant but I think that's cool. Not that Britney being pregnant isn't cool, I just wonder about where her head is at.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Halen
    I used to be obsessed with Britney but lately I've lost interest in her. Katie Holmes is now my #1 woman.
    Katie Holmes is a genuine cutie! I give her three thumbs up!
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