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Thread: Bail Me Out !

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    Default Bail Me Out !

    Ok guys , I love you all to death and most of you are the closest things I have to friends , so If I'm not on the board for a while , it means I'm in jail !

    It's a long story , the particulars of which you all would get a complete kick out of , so if your curious , I'll fill you all in later !

    Let's just say , I had my prized pimped out VH themed 89 Trans Am re-possessed while I was at work today and it has everything to do with an ex-wife who didn't keep up her obligation on the divorce decree from 2 years ago ! She's ducking my calls , and now lives 100 miles away so tonight I'm making a ROAD TRIP ! I'm so pissed that I cant even see straight ! I'm going to hunt her down and have a little "talk" with her and her new boyfriend !

    If all goes well and I don't find her , I'll check back in tomorrow . But if I happen to find her , it may be a while before I'm back !

    Love to all you guys , I hope to talk to you all soon !


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    That's COMPLETELY uncool what's happening to you. Good luck, be careful, and KEEP YOUR HEAD! It wouldn't be the same around here without you, so don't go gettin' too crazy on us. I'll be thinking about you...
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    Six words: The Fucking Ho Ain't Worth It...

    Anyways, hope everything can be worked out and without a baseball bat.
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    The tone you speak scares me Jake
    I hope everything will be allright. Check your PM

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    I'm having visions of this happening again...
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    Whoa babe.. dont go to jail....
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    Jake,

    You're a good man. But c'mon, nothing is worth going to prison for.

    God speed.
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    Agreed.

    Check your PM Jake.
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    Don't get caught and don't leave ANY prints!
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    Hey you already know how much the state of OH-hell-no loves us truck drivers. Sorry bro...but you'll be on your own on this one.

    As for me...I'd use a Easton 34" 31 oz. aluminum bat. Perfect length and weight for the quick, lethal swing that'll knock her ball outta da' park baby.



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    Be careful man... And be cool.
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    You haven't lived until you've left written evidence of intent to commit a crime!

    Seriously dude, don't take the law into your own hands.

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    That suxs, don't get yourself thrown in jail dude...I know your pissed but man that ain't worth it.

    Just try and make everything look "accidential" when you meet up with them

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    Don't get mad, get even. Prisons are bad, they are full of criminals and you don't get to pick you cell mate or who you get to shower with.

    Plot revenge instead. You've got a lawyer, she's got a boyfriend who's car won't run very well with a a cup of sugar in the gas tank

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    Oh, and I doubt ppl in prison listen to VH anyway so it won't be a nice crowd there, try to stay outta this
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