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    Czech Man Finds Jail Hard On Him

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1331159.html?menu=

    Man has permanent erection

    A Czech prisoner locked up on theft charges has been freed and allowed to go back home to his wife after getting a permanent erection.

    The 37-year-old man was serving a six month sentence in Plzen jail in the southwest of the country - and woke wardens in the early hours of the morning complaining he had an erection that would not go away.

    He told staff it was extremely painful and after prison doctors called to examine the erect member were unable to help, the man had to be taken to a specialist hospital in Prague where surgeons were forced to operate to treat the problem.

    They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapismus in which blood becomes trapped in the penis during an erection and can only be treated through immediate surgery, local daily Pravo reported.

    After surgery however the man was allowed to go home where medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital.
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    Ok....My question is....why did he have an erection in prison???
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    Quote Originally Posted by emm5150
    Ok....My question is....why did he have an erection in prison???
    I was wondering the same thing.
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    Maybe he secretly digs guys instead of chicks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
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    They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapismus in which blood becomes trapped in the penis during an erection and can only be treated through immediate surgery, local daily Pravo reported.

    After surgery however the man was allowed to go home where medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital.
    I have had that happen..it's called whiskey dick. My wife IS the only one that has been able to take care of it.
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    unfortunately for him, I heard Czech jails use powdered soap because it takes longer to pick up.
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    I have a theory...

    This was a semi-well thought out jailbreak. After plotting with his wife (either before he was sentenced or during a jailhouse visit), she snuck him some Cialis during one of her visits. They knew the possibility existed that he could have a 36 hour erection. What they didn't count on was the possibility that doctors would call for cock surgery. Best 'laid' plans, as it were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Down In Flames
    I have a theory...

    This was a semi-well thought out jailbreak. After plotting with his wife (either before he was sentenced or during a jailhouse visit), she snuck him some Cialis during one of her visits. They knew the possibility existed that he could have a 36 hour erection. What they didn't count on was the possibility that doctors would call for cock surgery. Best 'laid' plans, as it were.

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