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    Border Jumping 101

    Border-Jumping Made Easy; Mexican state puts out handbook on how to get into America illegally.

    LOS ANGELES — Critics of illegal immigration say America's borders have always been too easy to cross, and now one Mexican state is trying to make it easier than ever.

    The state of Yucatan (search) has issued a new 87-page handbook that tells people how to get across the U.S. border illegally. The guide, which has an accompanying DVD, contains a section on how to apply for a lawful visa but the remaining 50-plus pages are filled with instructions about how to safely sneak into the United States, then blend in.

    "They need to cease and desist and, in fact, return to a position of being an ally of the United States instead of an adversary," said Rep. J.D. Hayworth (search), R-Ariz.

    But Sara Zapata Mijares, president of the Yucatecan Club (search) of Los Angeles, called the guide a "life-preserving document."

    Mijares and officials in Yucatan say illegal immigration is a reality and the guide is a necessity to save lives. But she points out that in the handbook, the dangers of crossing the border are illustrated with photographs of tombs.

    "You tell me if this is an image that promotes immigration," she said.

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    Stupidity is running rampant. I don't know what is worse, the illegal immigration or the lack of concern over it from our government.

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    The artwork's not bad in the handbook.
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    what a fucking joke.
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    sisca, here's a joke...

    Why doesn't Mexico have a good Summer Olympics team??

    Because, all the people that can run, jump, and swim have already gone to the United States.
    Thank you, Thank you, I will be here all week
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman
    sisca, here's a joke...

    Why doesn't Mexico have a good Summer Olympics team??

    Because, all the people that can run, jump, and swim have already gone to the United States.
    Thank you, Thank you, I will be here all week
    What does an illegal immigrant and a cue ball have in common.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by axebrian
    What does an illegal immigrant and a cue ball have in common.......

    The harder you hit 'em the more Engish you get out of 'em











    Engish...how ironic.
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    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

 

 

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