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    I had a dream last night there was a new Van Halen CD coming out and then I heard a snippet on a radio station and was all excited because finally something was breaking.

    Then I got to the record store and picked up the new record. It was titled, "The Van Halen Bros. Band" and had guest singers all over it. Micheal Anthony being absent from the release. There was a sticker affixed to the shrinkwrap that said, "featuring vocals by Tina Turner and Edward Van Halen". I was floored and there was a bunch of other VH fans at the store bitching and complaining also (probably some of you, the faceless mob!). Other fans were also standing in a line demanding a refund because they had taken it home and listened to it and it was awful, that there were horns and Vegas-type songs. I walked out of the store pissed off. Then I woke up this morning.

    After waiting as long as we all have, what a frickin' nightmare that truly would be, huh??

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    Shit man, that is scary. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

    At first I laughed, but then I remembered that in Van Halen Land, ANYTHING goes. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

    writing

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    Ich.

    It's like I've just swallowed a pint of cod liver oil and I can't get the taste out of my mouth...

    [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
    Classic Van Halen. In Pace Requiescant.

    "...sure I'm on zoloft. That's so I don't hafta kill none o' y'all..." - Mike Tyson

    and by the way...

    Eat Us And Smile.

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    I guess this whole new lead singer stuff is getiing to everyone. From reading the thread the other day about Europe I had a nightmare that night about the new lead singer being David Haselhoff. Yes David Haselhoff.

    God Help Us All

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    I had a nightmare once about that guy who sang that "More Than Words" song being the Van Halen singer.

    Thank God THAT never happenned
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

    "What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14

    Howard Dean for President 2012. YEEEAAARRRGGGHHH!

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    Yeah, really!

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    gaydar cherona ?

    nah , hes off at the army-hes into uniforms,ya know...!

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    if you have a dream like that don't tell us [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]
    And someone said Fair Warning<br />Lord strike that poor boy down<br />Turned from hunted into hunter<br />Went to hunt somebody down...<br />Van Halen

 

 

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