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    Atomic Punk stilleddiesangel's Avatar
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    Ed's Answerphone message!

    Some dude at EVH. com called Ed and recorded his message. He's given a phone number but but it's not his real one.. THANK GOD!! ..nope I didn't try.. that would be stupid and rude.. but seeing as the message is all over the net now thought I may as well post it here for you guys. Apparently he's doing a Timmy impersonation from South Park.. dunno.. dont watch it but it's quite funny and you can definately tell it's Eddie.

    (Mods, if you dont think it appropriate.. take it down )

    http://www.eddievanhalen.com/Files/I...cemail-001.mp3
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    Christ...that was one of the strangest messages that I have ever heard, I can't help but wonder what is going on in that house since the tour ended...... I hope that it is just this instead...
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    "I write and play music for a living, I'm not a businessman. It seems like all attorneys ever do is stir up trouble. They create problems that never existed and ream you for half your money, then they try to fix what they started and nail ya for whatever money you got left. I'll tell ya, man, I don't see how these guys sleep at night." --Edward Van Halen

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    Sounds like this has been happening at Howdy Doody...
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    Sounds famialiar.

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    He's gone...

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    that was hilarious..he is wasted...or just real happy
    Eddie is the greatest, period

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    Pope Of Greenwich Village SuckaInA3Piece's Avatar
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    I see we have ourselves another week of nothing new to talk about around here....
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
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    Yeah, the first 29 seconds are really eerie. It's as if no one is answering the phone...

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    Wow, all I can say is..."collect call for Mr. Floyd...from Mr. Floyd."

    All kidding aside, I wonder how the spin doctors would handle that?

    "No, that wasn't Edward, it was actually Bobcat Goldwaithe, who's up at 5150 collaborating with Edward on the soundtrack to Police Academy 26."

    or

    "No, that wasn't Edward, it was actually Syd Barrett, who after much prodding finally left his cave in Cambridge, England and accepted Edward's offer to work on a project together. The album is near completion and will be titled 'The Madcap Laughs from Howdy Dowdy Mountain.' David Gilmour is said to have produced three tracks."
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    Atomic Punk stilleddiesangel's Avatar
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    Personally, I've heard worse recorded message.. it may be a private joke.. who knows? Not that big a deal having a funny message..
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    So he likes South Park. He does a great Timmayyyyy impersonation.

    What's the big deal? Do you guys have a sense of humor?

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    What I get from the whole message is that he loves South Park and Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld. I think he is having a good time with his message. Calm down people. I think some people on this board read into all this vh shit that Sammy and Mike are making their own band and Eddie is running around his house in a pink tutu and drinking 10 case's of wine a day.

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    Yeah, the first 29 seconds are really eerie. It's as if no one is answering the phone...

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    That's a pretty good Timmy....I bet Jimmy is green with envy....thankyouverymuch
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