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    Default I choked!

    I just had the perfect opportunity to show the hot chick at work that I am a cool guy. Me and her in a room at the end of the day with no interruptions. I start a conversation with a real cool 'Hi' and 'Hows it goin' and from there it goes downhill!

    I just panicked and started concentrating on the conversation too much. Put it this way....I started making really subtle jokes which she didnt get and then I pointed them out to her

    Basically I choked and she is gonna either think I am mad or just a dick
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    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    been there, i completely missed a sign once. i was with this girl and brought her back to my sisters house,i was staying there at the time. we were watching tv and talking, when she says her back hurts. i being a comlete tool said something to the effect of need to stretch out. well my brother in law in his bedroom heard the whole conversation and was telling my sister that i was about to get laid. well that didnt happen, i never even kissed this chick. looking back now and after brought to my attention by my brother in law that i should have offered a back rub and let things flow from there. i have seen this many times since and it always works. i choked!
    how we learn from our mistakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay


    fricking hillarious!

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    You should've just turned your testicles in at the end of the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    You should've just turned your testicles in at the end of the day.
    Yup I think you may be right
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    Quote Originally Posted by YO!Edward
    I just had the perfect opportunity to show the hot chick at work that I am a cool guy. Me and her in a room at the end of the day with no interruptions. I start a conversation with a real cool 'Hi' and 'Hows it goin' and from there it goes downhill!

    I just panicked and started concentrating on the conversation too much. Put it this way....I started making really subtle jokes which she didnt get and then I pointed them out to her

    Basically I choked and she is gonna either think I am mad or just a dick
    I wouldn't worry about it. You shouldn't be fishing off of the company pier anyways.

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    Aww bless babe, a cool dude, like you should have no trouble.. you approached me didn't ya????

    Just relax Henry, they'll come a-running!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darby
    I wouldn't worry about it. You shouldn't be fishing off of the company pier anyways.
    Amen! Those deals never end well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rchop84
    Amen! Those deals never end well.
    i disagree, just about every girlfriend i ever had i worked with. i worked with my wife for about 2 years. been married for 12 years in sept.


    works for me.

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    "They should just have two phones at the table."
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel
    Aww bless babe, a cool dude, like you should have no trouble.. you approached me didn't ya????

    Just relax Henry, they'll come a-running!!
    Yeh but no offence Ange at the time I wasnt thinking what you must look like in your thong and bra (I did that later ......j/k ).....its when those thoughts got in my head that I choked!

    Must remember to think of Margeret Thatcher seductively eating a banana next time
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    Quote Originally Posted by YO!Edward
    Yeh but no offence Ange at the time I wasnt thinking what you must look like in your thong and bra (I did that later ......j/k ).....its when those thoughts got in my head that I choked!

    Must remember to think of Margeret Thatcher seductively eating a banana next time
    LOL... ewww!!! nasty mental image!!
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    I often find myself wondering what SEA looks like in a thing and bra.
    Sometimes I even smother her in Jelly in my mind.
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    And thats about what its worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    I often find myself wondering what SEA looks like in a thing and bra.
    Sometimes I even smother her in Jelly in my mind.
    That is such a turn on OLO!! Hold that thought!!
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