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    Default oh boy the wolfgang sucks.

    ....for the sheep here who actually think the wolfgang is a great guitar, that's a shame because you've been robbed and/or brainwashed and i feel bad for you because that's just not right....if i could take your guitars, burn them and have the ashes turn into money i'd give you it back, but unfortunately you'll just have to keep playing a lemon of an axe. on the positive side of things, just know that you'll be 110% better when you get a real guitar that does things like stay in tune....and if you have a quilt top, well then, just store it away so no one can see it cause they're horrible looking. also, if you're over 5'5" you'll look like an idiot playing it cause it'll look like a toy.

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    Bored over there, slugger?

    P.S. Shouldn't this be moved to the guitar room...maybe?
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    Its not the guitar that matters but the player! I can pick up a Jem or a EBMM , PRS, Gibson, Fender, whatever, and the only thing thats gonna make it sound good is the player itself. So if you suck than you suck! And Im guessing you suck because real musicians/ guitar players already know this and wouldnt bring up a topic like this. A perfect example of this is Eddies Frankie, shit guitar awesome player enough said!!!!!!!! By the way I dont own a wolfgang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr.bullet
    ....for the sheep here who actually think the wolfgang is a great guitar, that's a shame because you've been robbed and/or brainwashed and i feel bad for you because that's just not right....if i could take your guitars, burn them and have the ashes turn into money i'd give you it back, but unfortunately you'll just have to keep playing a lemon of an axe. on the positive side of things, just know that you'll be 110% better when you get a real guitar that does things like stay in tune....and if you have a quilt top, well then, just store it away so no one can see it cause they're horrible looking. also, if you're over 5'5" you'll look like an idiot playing it cause it'll look like a toy.

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    Oh, shut up! You already have a thread for this, quit complaining about the Wolfgangs! If someone wants to buy one, let them! It's their opinion!
    So you broke down, trying to leave town, I broke down crying on your return. You left me feeling hopeful, I'll never see your face again. You made for a bad lover's liver. You stole all the covers and busted my head. You made me such an asshole, I wish we'd never met. I'm tired of being bored. I'm through with the headaches. Hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes. Under the table, under the daytime sky, Good Fucking Bye- Good Fucking Bye, Alkaline Trio

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    One third of your posts have been new threads, and the funny thing is, they're all terrible threads.

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    Dr Bullet, you guys should have named your band Seventh Planet, because all you seem to do is talk out your ass.

    Goddamn, dude, your attitude leads me to believe someone must have peed in your butt...
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    I think it's the player that sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr.bullet
    ....for the sheep here who actually think the wolfgang is a great guitar, that's a shame because you've been robbed and/or brainwashed and i feel bad for you because that's just not right....if i could take your guitars, burn them and have the ashes turn into money i'd give you it back, but unfortunately you'll just have to keep playing a lemon of an axe. on the positive side of things, just know that you'll be 110% better when you get a real guitar that does things like stay in tune....and if you have a quilt top, well then, just store it away so no one can see it cause they're horrible looking. also, if you're over 5'5" you'll look like an idiot playing it cause it'll look like a toy.

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    WTF? Are you on crack dude? I own a Maroon EXP and a Tabacco Sunburst Wolf Special and I think that they're great. Now somebody close this.

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    If this wally has a couple spare I'd be glad to take them off his hands. No problem...
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    holy shit, everyone gets so worked up! sorry, i was bored at work yesterday and have wireless internet....i'm sure there are great wolfgang's out there....mine would not stay in tune though and i had it set up twice by two different people here in toronto....but i also had a les paul that sucked too awhile back.

    if anyone is looking for an evh music man, a store in toronto called the twelfth fret (www.twelfthfret.com) always seem to have some in stock!

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    Definitely a Guitar Room thread.

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    funny way to try and increase your post count....
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