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    Default When's the last time you masturbated

    see the jenna haze thread!!

    its like peeing in the shower, we all do it but no one admits it.
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    ...Gimmie a minute...
    Click HERE to see my Superhero-themed classroom!

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    sorry for any typos in this repli. Only tiping with 1 hand right now.......
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    Is it possible to go two weeks without doing it? I don't think I've gone any longer than about 4 or 5 days since I started. Maybe a week at the most. I told my girlfriend I was going to save it all up for her when she comes back. If I can manage to achieve my goal, this could be the shortest lived sex event of my entire life. I'll probably be walking around at work, shaking like a dog shitting razor blades, saying "Don't touch me, it could go off at any time!"
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Okay done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulk5150
    ...Gimmie a minute...
    Okay.


    Quote Originally Posted by Hulk5150
    Okay done.
    Hey, that was 12 minutes!
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckeye
    DING "you've got mail"
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    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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    Being in the Air Force/Air National Guard, there were many times we were deployed, away from our significant others. Well, we had this crazy guy, would count down the days until returning home. His wife was vehemently against him pleasuring himself (don't ask me why, as this is certainly preferred to chasing strange). Anyway, she would check his load when he returned. If he fired a Pete North type load, she knew he hadn't been jacking off. If he just dribbled, well, he was in trouble. So, this guy would stop beating off 3 or 4 days before returning home so he would be "fully loaded"! That 3 or 4 day interval became known as "B.O.C.A.D: Beat Off Cut Off Date"!! Ha ha... the shit that sticks in your memory!

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    The Contest: the single greatest episode in sitcom history:
    KRAMER: Oh, like you're gonna stop?
    JERRY AND ELAINE: C'mon..

    GEORGE: You don't think I can?

    JERRY: No chance.

    GEORGE: (Daring) You think you could?

    JERRY: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you.

    GEORGE: Care to make it interesting?

    JERRY: Sure, how much?

    GEORGE: A hundred dollars.

    JERRY: (Pointing) You're on.

    KRAMER: (Butting in) Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. (Clicks his tongue)

    JERRY: You?

    KRAMER: Yeah.

    JERRY: You'll be out before we get the check.

    ELAINE: (Smiling) I want to be in on this, too.

    GEORGE AND JERRY: (Rejecting) Ohh, no. No, no, no..

    ELAINE: Why?

    JERRY: (Showing difference) It's apples and oranges..

    ELAINE: What? Why? (More 'no, no, no's from Jerry and George. Persistent) Why?

    JERRY: Because you're a woman!

    ELAINE: So what?

    JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.

    ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh.

    JERRY: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving.

    ELAINE: Oh, that is such bologna. I shave my legs.

    KRAMER: (Making a point) Not everyday.

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    I'm single again... what does that say!!!
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    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel
    I'm single again... what does that say!!!
    I'm married. What does that say?

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    Well.....................what time is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel
    I'm single again... what does that say!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by FH
    I'm married. What does that say?
    That's funny
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