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    What's your favorite VH quip?

    What's some of your favorite VH quips? It can be from a VH member (past or present), or from a celebrity or TV show that mentions VH.

    Pesonally, although I hate it when anyone, VH member or not, bashes another member. Can't we all just get along? It is funny, though, to hear some of those legendary quips!

    "Look-at-all-the-pe-ople-here to-NIGHHHHHHHHT", DLR at the MTV VMA's.

    "If you ever disrespect me like that again, you BETTER BE WEARING A CUP!", EVH directed at DLR backstage the infamous 1996 MTV VMA's (and later repeated by Ed in an MTV interview).

    "With regards to the different singers in Van Halen: David Lee Roth is like Coke, as he is the original! (And wired like he's on COKE!). Sammy Hagar is like Pepsi, as he's a bit sweeter. Gary Cherone is like RC Cola (or was it Shasta?)." VH-1 Van Halen mention in one of the biggest disappointments in Rock History (the selection of Gary as a singer, although I thought he was good).

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    I dont need no stinkin click

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    From David Lee Roth, circa 1986, on Entertainment Tonight...

    "Are we talking oil painting, or finger painting? I think rock and roll is both."

    E.T. "What do you mean?"

    "Well, you take it very seriously, and a lot of times what you paint winds up on the refrigerator door. So, you gotta figure, OK, maybe what I'm doing lies somewhere in between. See, I don't think that rock, or at least what I do, is entirely disposable...but at the same time, it's not the Mona Lisa. Maybe it's Mona Lisa with a mustache."

    Classic Roth, in my opinion.
    DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

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    Discussions about Van Halen that take way too much thought.
    Actually I think most of us are Dave, Sam, and Mike fans. There's just a small group of people who have strange allegiances and like to get into petty pissing contests that I can't believe everyone on this site isn't bored of. - Brett

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy
    Discussions about Van Halen that take way too much thought.

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    FUCK TOMORROW!!!

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    Something someone on the inside said that had something to do with mushrooms?

    -bd

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    Quote Originally Posted by be_deviler
    Something someone on the inside said that had something to do with mushrooms?

    -bd
    OH MY GOSH!
    I was a BIG POSTER on the official VH site forums, and that post was made by VH's official moderator, BRADMAN!!!!!!!!!!! I posted in that exact thread alongside with him! When I read it, it WAS HILARIOUS! I thought, wow, what an instant CLASSIC!!!
    Brad said (during the droughts of "No news is good news"):
    "Us VH fans are all like mushrooms and I'm like the rest of us when it comes to VH news: The band feeds us $h!t and puts us in the dark, and regardless, we'll still be around and grow!" (To the likes of it!)
    After reading that, the commotion was going around the forums that Bradman is JUST LIKE ALL OF US, and doesn't know much about the bands' news, and they kept referring to the mushroom quote. It got so big, that Bradman's avatar was a HUGE ANIMATED & COLORED MUSHROOM!!! GOOD STUFF!

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    "I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass."

    Yeah i know its DLR, but damn its a great quote...
    Frank Sinatra: Why do you drink so much?
    Dean Martin: I drink to forget.
    Frank: To forget what?
    Dean: I don't know... I forgot that long time ago

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    Fuck your buddy Rikk and his quote.
    ...AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY, GOD CREATED VAN HALEN

    VAN HALEN IS A LIFESTYLE

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    "I have a life"

    -EVH when asked if he looks at VH fan websites, like this one.
    Sings like a bird. Rocks like a pig.

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    "Actually, I don't drink." - Michael Anthony
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    IAMA I am a stage hand for big mainstream artists. (self.IAmA)

    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    "When you hear David Lee Roth you think of a person. When you hear DLR Band, you think of a band. Just like when you hear Eddie Van Halen you think of a person, and when you hear Van Halen you think of David Lee Roth."

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    David Lee Roth had tons of them. He was a living/breathing quip machine. My favorite was in an article I read back in the early 80's:


    David Lee Roth: "Money may not buy happiness. But it can buy a big enough boat so you can sail right up next to it."


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    I saw someone mention this quote in another thread (thanks!):
    Quote Originally Posted by scherb
    To quote the great Dr. David Lee Roth: "A lot of bands mature, which means they get square; they start delivering messages. Hey, you got a message, use Western Union."
    Good stuff!

 

 

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