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    Good Enough Vince G.'s Avatar
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    Default Psycho Bitch of the Decade

    Swiped this from the VHML:

    "I haven't found any article yet on the web (not that I'm looking hard for it
    anyway) but I heard on the radio that some woman somehow managed to get
    herself pregnant.... by giving her boyfriend a blowjob, keeping the sperm in
    her mouth without swallowing and at some point ("excuse me >gargle< I need
    to >gargle< go to the bathroom for a >gag< minute and freshen up") managed
    to "transport" the sperm into her vagina and get pregnant.

    (can you imagine that scene? Did she spit it in? Did she hork it into a jar
    and put it in the 'fridge for later eye dropper insertion?!? What if the
    phone rang before she could excuse herself?!?!?)

    The poor slob of a guy didn't even know she had his kid because they soon
    broke up (wotta shock!) and a couple years later, she hit him with a
    paternity suit which after DNA tests proved the boy was his, he had to pay
    $800 a month. He's fighting back in court and the chick is asserting the
    sperm" was a "gift" that she shouldn't have been expected to return!

    The guy reading the news was clearly uncomfortable trying to tell a
    sanitized version of this story and I was dyin' of laughter listening to it
    while driving. A decent comedian could do a whole 2 hour standup routine
    just on this one story."

    Can you guys imagine Sam Kinison, if he were still alive, ripping this bitch a new one in his act?

    Update. Here's a link to the article:

    http://tinyurl.com/5mx44
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    Good Enough CanCanSingSing's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince G.
    and the chick is asserting the
    sperm" was a "gift" that she shouldn't have been expected to return!
    Thats what I keep telling my wife. She just doesn't seem to see my point of view.
    "In our house, a song was considered shit if it didn't have a big guitar solo on it"- Slash

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    That's it. I'm getting snipped.
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    Good Enough ScottRoberts's Avatar
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    This is yet another reason why you must make them swallow and stick their tongues out for inspection afterwards. All good girls need to learn how to take their medicine every night.

    Scott Roberts
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    FORMER owner of The VH Trade Site - http://www.vhtrading.com

 

 

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