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    Default Buying Dave or Sam's Bodily Waste

    Saw this link over at the Trade forums.

    Unbelievable. The best part is, there's people who'd shell out the cash.

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    What the fuck?!?!
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    Oh, I thought you meant his music from the past 15ish years.

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    That really is sick!
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    I'm going to forget I even clicked on that link.
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    What kind of a world do we live in......where Rob Halford's poo is worth $10 less than Billy Corgan's poo??????


    That sickens me.....

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    Inevitably the debate must begin...Dave's poop or Sam's poop?

    I'm gonna have to say, classic's got more corn, and Van Hagar's more syrupy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garibaldi
    Oh, I thought you meant his music from the past 15ish years.
    Beat. Me. To. It.

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    I'm gonna have to say, classic's got more corn, and Van Hagar's more syrupy.
    With all that tequila and chilli, i'd say Van hagars more thin and bubbly............. this is getting a bit graphic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleasure_dome_5150
    With all that tequila and chilli, i'd say Van hagars more thin and bubbly............. this is getting a bit graphic
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    This thread rules! Nothing like a good toilet trash filled thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen
    Saw this link over at the Trade forums.

    Unbelievable. The best part is, there's people who'd shell out the cash.

    http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/music.htm

    Wow....no shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenpaw
    What kind of a world do we live in......where Rob Halford's poo is worth $10 less than Billy Corgan's poo??????


    That sickens me.....

    How do they know who's shit is who's? I mean, does the actual shit come with a certificate of authenticity???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura
    How do they know who's shit is who's? I mean, does the actual shit come with a certificate of authenticity???
    http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/faq.htm

    How do you/I know these specimens from the listed celebrity?

    All our specimens are tested by experienced body-fluid identification technicians at the Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado and cross-referenced hospital birth records and blood analysis from the Red Cross. As a last resort, we will attempt to verify our specimens by comparing our test results to various body-fluid tests conducted during periods of the individualís incarceration, if available. Each specimen comes with a certificate of authenticity. We ensure our customers will receive a quality product.

 

 

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