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    Atomic Punk LLFHS's Avatar
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    Default Possibly the funniest human alive - Dave Attell

    I had the pleasure of seeing this guy live at the Improv tonight. If you have a comedy club in your town and Dave comes by, I can't recommend his show enough.

    "The balls are the posse of the penis. While the penis is inside you, making you happy, the balls are outside working security. It's a velvet rope situation. No one can get in now. Finger, not tonight. There's another club around the block, it's a little dirty, but I think you can squeeze in."

    And he knows how to handle the hecklers. Some drunk fuck tonight decided again and again that he wanted to be a part of the show. Dave whipped this gem on him:

    "It's because of men like you that women like that fuck guys like me."
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    Dave is awesome. I was bummed when they cut back his Insomniac show on Comedy Central.

    Didja ever see him do bit background cameo gigs on SNL when he was writing for them way back when?
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    The two funniest men on TV are named Dave...

    Attell and Chappelle...
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    Make that three with ROth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishar McLeud
    Make that three with ROth
    Now let's not get carried away here.
    Respects.

 

 

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