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    Brad is a Tool- by Van Gully

    Webmaster Brad thinks he's so cool
    He likes to play VH fans as fuckin' fools
    He thinks he's a teacher taken us to school
    But we all know what Brad really is...
    Brad is a...

    (chorus)
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL

    12-12-12, he thought was cute
    Playing dumb and acting like a mute
    All the while playin' his boyfriends skin flute
    Laughing in front of his monitor
    Lickin' ass like a pornographer
    Swimming in our curiosity
    Like it was an in ground pool
    That's because Brad is...

    (chorus)
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a TOOL (hold into a DLR like Tarzan scream)

    (Kick-ass Guitar Solo)

    Brad closed his site
    Said it will be back some other night
    The VH fans wouldn't be heard
    But what can you expect from a lying turd?
    Yeah, go ahead think we're fools
    It's simple, Brad, you're a...

    (chorus)
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a..
    TOOL TOOL

    'I just joking' - he likes to say
    Givin' the finger to the fans each and everday
    'Don't take it serious' - there is no doom
    But remember all, he's nothing but a mushroom
    Oh YEAHHHH....

    (chorus)
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL

    He shutdown the Dome like a mafia don
    What the fuck is this? Muthafuckin' Enron?
    He's a Jackass
    With no Class
    He's just like Gary - gettin' busted in the ass
    FUCK OFF, BRAD, BECAUSE YOU'RE A...

    (short guitar solo)

    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a...
    TOOL TOOL
    Brad is a ...
    TOOL TOOL

    (a short pause)

    BRAD IS A MUTHAFUCKIN' TOOL!!!!

    (the folowing is normal talk over the guitar outro)

    Yeah, you're a mushroom, Brad. That's right you're a worthless piece of fungas. Tool.

    [ February 01, 2002 at 10:06 AM: Message edited by: Van Gully ]</p>
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    Gully, you are a creative man, but I'm going to close this. Brad threads are out of control.
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