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    Default Anyone seen the supposed Britney Playboy pics?

    A guy I work with got an email yesterday which included 4 pictures of what looks to be a topless Britney Spears that are supposedly going to be in Playboy next month. They are black and white photos done ato a Playboy level of quality and if they are fake, someone did a HELL of a good job on them. We stared at them for quite some time and have come to 2 conclusions...either it's a look alike or it's her.

    So has anyone else come across these? I am not kidding about this and figured some of you guys might have seen something like this and could possibly disclaim it. Regardless, whoever is in these shots is un-fucking-believable!
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    Here's a third conclusion. Check this out.....Olsen twins done in Photoshop.



    The quality is pretty amazing no? Point is that there is 98.7% chance that what you saw was a fake, and having the pics conveniently show up in b/w kinda bumps it up to about 100.3%.

    Then there is the fact that you can go to Vegas and see at least a dozen strippers over the course of one weekend who look just like the girl.
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    I've heard nothing, seen nothing. If it came via e-mail there's a 99% probability that it's doo-doo.

    I doubt she'd keep something like that secret, more like the opposite. Live pay-per-view or something. That said, she has done some private test shoots of her nekkid self, maybe something leaked out.

    And yes...I am embarassed that I know this much about Britney Spears.
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    I'm pretty sure the pics you're talking about are fake. I remember hearing about them (and seeing them) a while back and it was confirmed that they weren't Britney.
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    It wouldn't surprise me at all if they were fake. In fact, I would be shocked to learn they were real. Still nice to look at though!

    And I knew that Olsen twin thing was fake the second I looked at it. We work with Photoshop all the time. The "Britney" photos were in a whole different league.

    Wish I had them here and could post them for critique, but I know better than that!
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    That's cool.....if they're the ones I'm thinking of, yeah she was a pretty convincing looking model. The real Britney is waiting for the time when she really NEEDS that last shot of publicity, and it could get here sooner than she thinks. Make no mistake, that teet's gonna run out of milk soon - Playboy is in her future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    That's cool.....if they're the ones I'm thinking of, yeah she was a pretty convincing looking model. The real Britney is waiting for the time when she really NEEDS that last shot of publicity, and it could get here sooner than she thinks. Make no mistake, that teet's gonna run out of milk soon - Playboy is in her future.
    Well, they were not really black and white...more like a sepia print. And she is sitting on a chair in a couple of them. One she is looking sideways off camera through a window. A couple of them she just doesn't look like Britney, but then there is one where it's like "Holy shit! That has to be her!".
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    False alarm! There is some info on uselessjunk.com that discredits the pictures. They also have the shots for you viewing pleasure, plus a few more. The ones that I didn't see clearly show that it isn't Britney, but still a fine young lady to say the least!
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    Those are not Britney Spears, the girl does resemble her though.
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    Who needs Brittany

    Who needs Brittany in Playboy when we have Low Life and Photo Shop. LL, how bout some Brittany Pics?


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    This thread should've been closed at Dan Halen's post. Only he would know the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abatoir
    There is some info on uselessjunk.com that discredits the pictures.
    Damn, i could watch videos all day long at that place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr5115
    Who needs Brittany in Playboy when we have Low Life and Photo Shop. LL, how bout some Brittany Pics?


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    She's already past her prime so what does it matter?

    Playboy just airbrushes everything to hell anyways.
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